Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

We've thrown open the doors of Nungate Towers yet again to all the wonderful Mad over Fifties.
For your delight and edification we have assembled a host of goodies for you, the hot tub has been refilled and plugged in, and the mini bar replenished, the new elastic in the bungee has been thoroughly tested by the local elf and safety executive and awaits it's first vict....sorry, intrepid jumper! The Tapster has concocted a marvelous rum based Tailcock, the "Silly Sailor" in honour of QoM getting back with her ex....................hmm
On Tonight's hotplate, Scoff has assembled wonderful beef olives with a creamy mash and a selection of vegetable accompaniments, and on the pudding trolley we have Treacle Tart with lashings of proper custard. Also available are the usual selection of horses doovers, voly vonts and canopies.
Tonight's entertainment will of course be the Towers Minstrels playing the usual Madrigals and Toccatas, they will also be joined later by the local band the Tone Deafs in a tribute to the Kinks greatest hits. As a special treat the Bulstrode Belles will be giving a demonstration of belly dancing in the conservatory.
Rofl prizes for tonight : Pair of white stilletos (one broken heel) soon to be
a top fashion item I understand
Jar of sequins
The very last box of toffee apples
1 unrolled bandage
A box of fireworks (used)
A warm welcome awaits all those who dare to enter the Towers tonight.

Carriages at Midnight.

[nungate]

No, Rod Stewart tonight. Just the Minstrels and the Tone Deafs and their tribute to The Kinks!

I feature in Gness's diaries? Michty me! Must duck out and go take a look, if you will excuse me for a wee while.............

[excelsior-1]

Well, i cannot help being irresistable.

[DaisyNonna]

Having trouble contacting you. Has this message arrived?

[tonyav]

Yes, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Can see it has!

[DTCwordfan]

we know that, excel, it must be the Shatner aftershave

[tonyav]

Ah but is there life after Spock ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks Tony. Was trying to tell you that the head of PE at school was the daughter of Joe Bradford who played for the Blues.

[tonyav]

Well somebody has to be I suppose Daisy. gawd I hate the Blues.

[DaisyNonna]

My Latin teacher wrote on my report that she wished that I knew my verbs as well as the history of the Villa. Both now seem somewhat redundant.

[tonyav]

I know what you mean Daisy, but there will be some signings in Jan and I think Darren Bent will be sold I hope it's not to late by then.

[DTCwordfan]

Villa magna mercede beati - consequi statuunt

[tonyav]

Daisy, did you attend King Edwards ?

[DTCwordfan]

(Blessed are the Villa - when they decide to win)

[tonyav]

I'd reply if I knew what that mean't DT. Latin.

[tonyav]

Ah right, thanks DT.

[excelsior-1]

It is a shame that latin is not used of spoken as much as it deserves to be

[DaisyNonna]

Erdington Grammar. Stalking ground Central Grammar and King Edwards.

[tonyav]

Ah right Daisy, I only thought of K E because you mentioded Latin.

[tonyav]

mentioned ^^^^^