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ladyalex | 20:59 Sat 19th Nov 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open


Welcome again to all our members, old and older, mad and madder.

No doubt the usual delectable nibbles and drinks will appear shortly.

Tonight's raffle prizes so far include:

A packet of Spangles

4 bath cubes (lavender, of course)

A tin of Uncle Joe's Mintballs (don't tell him)
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Avatar Image Lie-in King
out of house & home, they're lovely!
22:27 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image nungate
Oooh, I've been beaded my darlings, do I sparkle?
22:28 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Oh dear , read that as beheaded, almost a swoon there. Blazing bucket please.
22:32 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image nungate
Haven't had enough of these blazing buicks to have lost my head yet
22:36 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Lie-in King
Matron, Miss - your flagons...

The bucket that you requested be set alight is burning outside, Matron - health & safety...
22:40 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
I hadn't heard that we were having guest speakers tonight, Cagney and Lacey did you say, LIK?
22:44 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
outside I go then , shuffle, mutter, grumble.
22:45 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Lie-in King
Please remain where you are sir, I shall fetch Matron and her home-made ear-unblocker.

Please have another flagon of tailcock in the meantime - I fear you may need it...
22:47 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image nungate
I have a stirrup pump in my reticule Mama shall I accompany you?
22:47 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
DTC , I have my extra large syringe at the ready, quite painless I assure you.
22:50 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
as long as there are six tailcocks..............
22:56 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Lie-in King
Matron - will you require the special harness?
22:57 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Well depends on patients size and demeanour really
22:58 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Lie-in King
He has consumed several flagons, Matron - I believe you may presume numbness has been achieved.
23:00 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Am going in then , all will be clear 'ere soon.

See what I did there?
23:03 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image DaisyNonna
A wandering besom? Perhaps her ladyship should consult Rigby and Peller?
23:04 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
that was my boil you lanced....
23:05 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image Lie-in King
Very droll, Matron. Ho ho.

Miss Daisy - your broomstick has been spotted roaming the upstairs landing in the company of a lavatory brush, so I've taken the liberty of brining you another large flagon.
23:05 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
If you have a boil
Don't stick it in the soil
Or rub it in the dirt
And save it for dessert!
When you go to Mamya Nurse
She'll get a needle
She will stick it in the boil
Suck out all the pus
And it will be gone, no fuss.
But give me a tailcock, first!
23:08 Sat 19th Nov 2011
Avatar Image nungate
You'll need a dressing on that
23:09 Sat 19th Nov 2011

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