Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is Now Open


Good evening and welcome to all our members.

I am delighted to be back to open up, but am sure that everything went well in my absence when Mamyalynne and the Butler were in charge.


There seems to be quite a lot of broken glass in the recycling bin, but what's the odd breakage between friends ...I'm sure it can be recouped via the wage cheques.

As usual , there will be a raffle later. My donations this week are:

a box of maple sugar candies
some Boston Tea-bags (salty flavour)
half a packet of chewing gum


I am sure that the usual delightful array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive shortly.

[Mamyalynne]

I have a knuckle duster very useful at times

[Lie-in King]

I can ouch for that.

[ladyalex]

Can you buy them in Nickel and Dime, Mamya ?

[alexanderd]

I have never had my knuckles dusted though I have had my brow mopped

[DTCwordfan]

Burtons sells them, I know that.....buckle adjusters that is. I think you meant to say that, Mamya.

[DTCwordfan]

Now I dont really want to hear what was hoovered......

[Mamyalynne]

Belt and braces.

Have last weeks prizes bee found Milady (nudge wink) I had my heart set on the purple fringe.

[Lie-in King]

Matron, I believe I saw one such on a programme about some young (ahem) ladies in Essex...

[DTCwordfan]

Oxymoron there, LIK

[Lie-in King]

Moronic, certainly...

[ladyalex]

I have to go soon, so I think I should pull the raffle now (No, DT that is not a euphemism.)

The winning number is :



green

[alexanderd]

I wont hold my breath

[Mamyalynne]

Oh goody I do hope........

[ladyalex]

And the winning colours are:

29
15

65
33
22
9
12

Hurrah I've wonthe fishnets and the brown paper !

[DTCwordfan]

the Ladies in Essex - are there any at all?

Moronic I agree.

[DTCwordfan]

I do hope the fishing is good this coming Indian week....

[Lie-in King]

My warmest congratulations to m'lady for her fortuitous & completely unforeseen win!

Unsurprisingly I was not a winner this week.

Nor any other week.

[alexanderd]

And what, pray, do I do with a snapped shoelace?

[polar-bear]

That is my ticket. Put the prize back for next week

[Mamyalynne]

Dash it nothing again, pass the Scutluxe* please.