Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is Now Open


Good evening and welcome to all our members.

I am delighted to be back to open up, but am sure that everything went well in my absence when Mamyalynne and the Butler were in charge.


There seems to be quite a lot of broken glass in the recycling bin, but what's the odd breakage between friends ...I'm sure it can be recouped via the wage cheques.

As usual , there will be a raffle later. My donations this week are:

a box of maple sugar candies
some Boston Tea-bags (salty flavour)
half a packet of chewing gum


I am sure that the usual delightful array of nibbles and tailcocks will arrive shortly.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss Daisy. A large one, as usual & be assured, all coats are being hidden to the very best of my ability.

I am reliably informed that the dog-in-a-bun is quite popular this evening, should you wish to avail yourself of the buffet table...

[ladyalex]

Vimto....mmmmm...haven't tasted that for years and years....used to like it frozen...yum yum.

[flump1]

Oh Good evening all, the aroma of the tailcocks has tempted me to struggle with that blasted alicroc in the moat and join you. I have bought a locked padlock ( lost key ) for the waffle and a full bottle of 4711 , twas my great great great gramma's . A tailcock if you please x

[DTCwordfan]

Nice slippers there, Lord Alex.....

[DTCwordfan]

We called our Alligator, Mulberry.

[alexanderd]

I must admit I have a soft spot for the croc, its where he bit me but I forgave him

[ladyalex]

Welcome, flump.
And thank you for your generous raffley gifts.
Haven't seen a full bottle of 4711 for quite some time now...

[DTCwordfan]

Oh Flump, Flump, I have forgotten you from the Satellite Ode

[DTCwordfan]

In the panes of her Lady's window,
reflecting, Lie-in-g on her elbow,
she wonders if there's AB meaning
in that circumstantial Club meeting...
A faltering, so Didcoat fleeting,
as the caress of their noble eyes
unveiled in each a soft Mamya disguise:
tiny blue Didoat planets, blanketed by petal sky,
graceless in their natural Alex orbit,
revolving her every AB plane, looking to Ed to explore it...
Decelerating in search of her bankable center,
clumsily gravitating almost against her,
a pair of unsettled, timid satellites
passing both slow, and at the speed of light...
Two beautiful, Flump flickering, Alba twinkling stars,
both six feet close, and light years Polar...
Her own tiny brown ratter comets in a dusty vallaw trail descent,
averting, avoiding, giveup the light, reflected and Boxie bent.
She, aligned in that momentary Nonna eclipse...
a time a ttfn and a space she chose to dismiss.
Suspension off the AB Bridge, what delectable bliss.

[Mamyalynne]

These odes are forming quite a tome over the weeks - wonder how much they will make me?/ Maybe I could go on a long journey.

[Lie-in King]

A very good evening to you, Miss flump - please accept a large Scutluxe whilst I hide your coat...

[ladyalex]

Was your Aligator purply-coloured, DT ?
Or did you have another reason for calling him mulberry ?
I do not want your answer to contain the word 'bush'...

[DTCwordfan]

Burgundy and he was bagged in the "gorse" - came out a good weight on the scales. Any tailcrocs going per chance?

[ladyalex]

Wasn't the gorse a bit prickly for him?

I could go another tailcock too...where is that butler ?

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, allow me, Master DT - one double-strength, extra-large Scutluxe as reward for your stirling efforts...

[DTCwordfan]

Bedankt, young Sir, for your kind Rhine offering

[Lie-in King]

Humble apologies, m'lady, I had to answer a call of nature - something was screeching in the arboretum...

Another tailcock, m'lady...

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry to go missing then, heard a rustling in the privet, had to check it out.

[ladyalex]

Thank you , Maj. Most kind.

Has the screeching stopped now ?
Was it human ? or supernatural ?

[alexanderd]

screeching in the arboretum, rustlers in the bushes, what is this place coming to ?