Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open




Welcome one and all to our Club.

Members will be glad to know that lordalex has recovered from his exertions of last week and is safely upstairs with Uncle Joe. The stitches are dissolving slowly and you would hardly know that anything had happened to him.

The Committee has had a request from the Home for the Bewildered , which as you know is next door, asking that we confine ourselves.
This request has been declined. (Although Members are reminded that we do have an oubliette available with hot and cold running walls, should anyone wish to take advantage of it. See Matron for the rental rates...very reasonable.)

So far for tonight's raffle, we have:

Half a tube of polo mints
A bottle of fruity sauce
and
A baseball cap (Burberry)

I am agog to see this week's speciality tailcock, which no doubt will arrive very soon along with the usual array of nibbles and canapes.

[Mamyalynne]

You should see me wield a besom.

I will be Carmen Miranda.

[ladyalex]

That is just a wonderful idea, Daisy.
A costume ball.

I nominate Slinky Kate as Lady Godiva with L-I-K as Peeping Tom!

[alexanderd]

Mamy I thought you were carmen getit

[ladyalex]

Will there be enough fruit, Mamya

[Lie-in King]

I like a nice melon...

[ladyalex]

Danger, alexanderd, danger...

[alexanderd]

Mamy I thought we could see your bosom!!

[Lie-in King]

Were you asking for a butler, m'lady? May I ask what the hours would be & how much more than the minimum wage you insist on being paid? Also, would the holder of the position have anybody under them?

[Mamyalynne]

Do you like my costume, it is very hard to balance a pineapple you know.

[DaisyNonna]

I know that you said you were a Gog, ladyalex, but I can't see you as a wicked prince. Queen Elizabeth I maybe. Or Cleopatra?

[Lie-in King]

What pineapple? I can't take my eyes off the banana...

[ladyalex]

The hours are 'as necessary' , Maj. Wages are negotiable, but considerably over minimum and sadly, we have no under-butler .
(You woul dbe sharing a parlour with Mamya, though)
Get the forms, Mamya, he's hot to sign up.
I think lordalex and I will come as Fred and Ginger. He's always been light on his feet.

[ladyalex]

Cleopatra my asp!

[Mamyalynne]

I shall distract him with my pear Milady, cooee Maj, may I have your autograph?

[DaisyNonna]

ttfn for Scarlett O'Hara

[DTCwordfan]

i am back from the said institution of debauchery.

Who is taking the role of Romeo and Juliet then - what potential scandal and clappertrap for the Castle's minions.........

[ladyalex]

goodoh!

[Lie-in King]

Hang on, what did all that tiny print say?

[ladyalex]

Nothing for you to woory your pretty head about, L-I-K.

Good work, Mamya. That's the direct debit up and running.

Hello again, DT. CHucking out time already ?

[ladyalex]

worry^