Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!

[murraymints]

hmmmm....

[emmie]

he didn't linguine long then...

[mallyh]

was he related to the italian icecream seller found dead covered in hundreds and thousands ................he topped himself .

[emmie]

i heard his restaurant was overun with vermin celli...

[Chipchopper]

"You want a pizza me", was his dying words

[mallyh]

these jokes are two a penne x

[DTCwordfan]

Here today gone tomato.

[DTCwordfan]

I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust.

[emmie]

these jokes are too cheesy by half.

[1ozzy]

The Italian chef couldn't open his restaurant.


He had Gnocchi.

[mallyh]

i like that one lol :-) x

[Hopkirk]

1ozzy, get your coat.

[1ozzy]

Are you inviting me out Hoppy?

[Patsy33]

This seems to be a popular joke.
Orzo it seems..

[emmie]

this joke is a pizza da resistance.

[Hopkirk]

Does anyone else want a pizza the action?

[1ozzy]

Ravioli will never be trendy.


It's a little square

[emmie]

pasta la vista baby,