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Patsy33 | 20:23 Wed 12th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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My friend Kevin met a girl in the pub last night, and they ended up going home together. Tonight the girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees Kevin...He was stacking washing powder boxes onto the shelves. "Kevin, you lying barstard" she yells "last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!" "No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
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Daz-ling
21:01 Wed 12th Sep 2018
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That is a bold joke.
22:21 Wed 12th Sep 2018
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His explanation just doesn't wash and was probably no comfort to her whatsoever.
22:25 Wed 12th Sep 2018
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I thought Kev was an Omosexual!
22:40 Wed 12th Sep 2018
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She thought he was whiter than white...
23:16 Wed 12th Sep 2018

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