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marval | 22:27 Tue 01st May 2018 | Jokes
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I once stole an accupuncturist’s pins, needleless to say he wasn’t happy.

The social network for Graffiti Artists is called Defacebook.

I had to write an accounts report for Sampsonite. It was a case study.

I was trying to think of a solid grey steel with an atomic number of 74 earlier but I just couldn’t get it. I swear it was on the tip of my tungsten.

I was spoon-fed until I was old enough to say I hated eating cutlery.

I was three quarters of the way through reading the dictionary when I lost my page.
I have decided to start from scratch.

I tried to open some vowels and climb inside them, but it was dangerous. I ended up in A&E.

What do you call a one legged ginger bread man? Limp biscuit.

I have just bought some new scales for the bathroom, It looks like a fish now.

Where do cows buy their clothes? A Cattle Logue
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Dictionaries are great trouble-causers. One word leads to another.
gullible is no longer in the OED
Lol!
Now I can see why the cattle market wasn't doing much trade :-)

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