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Voltage | 08:24 Mon 06th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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Thieves had broken into my house last night and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty swines!!
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at least you weren't cleaned oot !
08:27 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Lol xx
08:29 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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They even stole your toilet paper?

That cracks me up.
08:34 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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The police called around couldn't use my toilet and then said they had nothing to go on!
08:56 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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I smell a rat! ( Or two)
10:57 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Is this a clean joke...............
12:19 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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I hope you were not caught in a shower.
22:44 Mon 06th Nov 2017

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