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I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving. As you well know some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our way home from one social...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you £10 and a mars bar." The boy refuses and keeps on...
kid comes home from school and asks his father, dad, what's politics?. I'm doing homework on it dad says well, it's pretty simple, son. I do all the work and put the food on the table, so I am the...
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was under the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he...
A young woman had just purchased her dream car, a new BMW convertible, and was having trouble tuning her radio to a station she wanted. She returned to the BMW dealership and confronted the salesman,...
Little girl coming home from a day out with her grandparents. “Daddy, I saw a steamer in the harbour today!” “That’s nice, sweetheart.” says her Dad, “Was it a big one?” ”It was huge.” she replied. “A...
A proper English gentleman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for £500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have...
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and...
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
I took a girl home. We got kissing on the sofa & before long, I slipped my hand into her knickers. She asked, "Shall we take this upstairs?" I said, "No, I'd rather we did it here." "Oh I see," she...
Just been to Tesco - was getting a sandwich & some crisps for lunch and the guy at the checkout asked if I wanted to go for a drink...I told him I've got a husband...I told him I was flattered but...
"Armstrong," the boss said, "I happen to know that the reason you didn't come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf." "That's a rotten lie!" Armstrong protested. "And I have the fish to...
I wouldn’t say they were posh, but the toilet coughed before it flushed. I wouldn’t say my wife’s ugly, but the milkman flirts with me. When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn’t take me to...
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her...."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; than he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not...
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him. "Hey look,...
A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train.
When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!...
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers. "Oh, you're four," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?" The child...
President Joe Biden decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who...
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and...
Jack has a girlfriend he takes to a hotel for a night of pleasure. Lying in bed the following morning he's getting heartburn from worrying about the possible unpleasant consequences that could result...
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