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My partner is leaving me, because of my obsession with horse racing. She’s at the gate, and…. She’s off.
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.... sometimes I need expert advice 😀
I went to the annual Native American dance contest yesterday , unfortunately it was canceled because of the rain. ___ The U.S. has announced it will be launching a space ship to apologise to the... ...
1st Prisoner."do you want to buy a ticket for the warders ball" ?. 2nd Prisoner. " Nah thanks I can't dance" 1st Prisoner. " It's not a dance , it's a raffle... ...
This has probably appeared before, but having just encountered it on FB, I can't resist reposting it here. I witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the seafront at Southsea today. A man and a... ...
I went to the doctor today because I was depressed over finishing crosswords too quickly
He told me not to get 2 down. ___ Bono rang me the other day to wish me a happy New Year!
I said thanks, same... ...
He told me not to get 2 down. ___ Bono rang me the other day to wish me a happy New Year!
I said thanks, same... ...
A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower He realised that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife. "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear and she shouted... ...
I take 8 tablets a day.
I find Security at Curry's is really useless. ___ I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy. ___ I went to the doctors today.
He told me my sugar was too... ...
I find Security at Curry's is really useless. ___ I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy. ___ I went to the doctors today.
He told me my sugar was too... ...
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Scientists have realised that trees have a way of communicating with each other. It’s called What Sap.
How do you invite a dinosaur to have a snack with you? You say, "Tea, Rex?"
I was up in the attic yesterday and found a 1977 Christmas edition of the Radio Times.
Or as it is now known...the sex offenders list! ___ I went to the doctor and told him that every time I see a... ...
Or as it is now known...the sex offenders list! ___ I went to the doctor and told him that every time I see a... ...
Went to see a UB40 tribute band last night called WD40. They were a bit rusty to start off with.
I tried for years to earn a living producing religious paintings but it wasn't until I painted Moses that I made a prophet.
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The man that invented the measuring Jug has died. Tributes are Pouring in.
Went out to dinner last night,The waiter comes over to our table and says," For starters we have Badger Soup,followed by Badger Roast and finishing with Badger Mousse" I said," Is there anything... ...
Scientists have discovered how to weigh a rainbow. Apparently it's pretty light.
...know that Karl Marx's sister was called Onya?
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