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Canary42
While doing my supermarket shopping this morning i saw a guy buy ten 6-packs of San Miguel, 20 Paella ready meals, 10 boxes of Tacos and 3 Sombreros. I said to myself, Hispanic buying....
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johnny.5
I don't get it !
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Rondy
I was in the petrol queue at Tesco for hours, eventually, it was my turn at the pumps. I got so emotional... I started to fill up....
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Canary42
~~~ goT bk fr0m the Wite Frat (hic). https://ibb.co/b5t4rGz...
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maggiebee
Finally arrived at the front of the petrol queue and got really emotional Just started to fill up...
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alphacentaurus
brain games
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Rondy
I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet. He said: “Gout!” I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”...
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jaffa19471
I wondered why a frisbee got bigger and bigger the nearer it got to me. Then it hit me.
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Rondy
Nicola Sturgeon and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Nicola told her driver...
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10ClarionSt
..a guy was playing on a golf course in Kenya, when a lion leapt at him out of the bushes. His caddy pulled out a rifle and shot the lion just before it could do any damage. "Thank God you had that...
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Rondy
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer...
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Rondy
The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an Income tax inspector about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of £80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli...
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Rondy
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and...
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Rondy
An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a countryside lane, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field. Getting over his...
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Bobbisox1
https://ibb.co/ZMyPDZc...
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Patsy33
Today, my daughter called me 'Birth Person' I replied, 'Yes, Financial Drain?'...
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Bazile
Be prepared https://ibb.co/rc8Jk3P...
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Hymie
By their Bar Staff: Karl Sburg and Stella Artois As the taps started to run dry in Wetherspoons pubs around the country, boss Tim Martin explained that they were running out of excuses. ‘We are...

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