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Patsy33 | 22:59 Thu 06th Apr 2017 | Jokes
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My wife came home from shopping with 4 crates of beer, 3 cases of wine, 1 litre of vodka, 2 litres of gin, a litre of whiskey and 2 loves of bread. I said, "Why so much bread?"....
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she would have got more bread but run out of dough!
09:54 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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To soak up the alcohol?
11:13 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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Alcoholic sandwiches..........
11:55 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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How do they expect to stay healthy eating all that bread?....
12:08 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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I think she made a bloomer
12:13 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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She should have used her loaf, I wrote "Rye" on her shopping list!
12:17 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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Crumbs, I can't answer that.
17:59 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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Ice and a slice?
18:00 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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Crumbs...
18:02 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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cos she 'loves' bread ?
18:08 Fri 07th Apr 2017
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She should've used her loaf....
18:16 Fri 07th Apr 2017

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