Hey all you lovely lot. I’m baaaaaaack lol
I’m aherm 40 this year and need your help with any ideas with fancy dress beginning with D. Bearing in mind it’s my party so I need something BIG
You could always wear a pair of trousers with the fly undone and shirt (opened at the neck) hanging out of the side, a bowler hat balanced precariously on your head, a tie, loosened by about 5 inches. Colour your nose a reddish/purple colour, stick a broken cigarette in your mouth and arrive at your party effing and jeffing. Drunk and Disorderly. Two more Ds for you:-)