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what a new year
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I took my car for a service last week... Waste of time though, couldn't quite fit it through the church doors. I went out thieving with a couple of vampires the other day. They put me up on their...
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Had a full cooked breakfast, this morning haven't eaten all day, just had beef cooked in red wine (or boeuf bourguignon if you want to be posh!) with mashed potates and buttered carrots, and it was...
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each carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger....
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are on the plains observing a lioness the lioness spots them and starts to approach, picking up speed one of the tourists takes sneakers out of his knapsack and puts them on his companion says "you'll...
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Does anyone know if it is River Arle or River Alre in Hampshire? The Internet seems to have it both ways and I need to have it correct. It runs through Alresford so one would assume Alre but the...
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I asked my fella for a newspaper, " Don't be daft " he replied " Use my i- pad".
Fu**ing spider didn't know what hit it.
And tis only a joke, I do not kill spiders !...
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The chicken or the egg/ Is there an answer?
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What are your thoughts. If the govenment taxed it we could make more money as a country to help our selves out. Its proven that to overdose on it you have to smoke over 200 joints in 15mins which is...
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Do you look at the keys when you type?
I don't - but I have to look when I'm entering numbers, I was away the day they taught the fingering for numbers (no keyboard at the side in those days!)...
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This may be an oldie but here goes....
12th December has been declared national sound check day......
1-2 1-2 1-2....
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Perhaps goodlife could enlighten us on why God created such a dreadful parasite that has no possibility of life beyond the invasion of mammalian bodies.
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'Tis the dawn of it another day and here's hoping it turns out to be a good one for you all. First day in Rheumatology went well yesterday and one lady even gave me her parking permit. How lovely was...
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Reindeer's Story at Christmas.......... According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers...
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Old Chief Gnarled Oak, was turned into a millionaire by the discovery of oil on his reservation. He fell into the rich lifestyle, and he was particularly proud and pleased when his two boys were...
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If you're interested don't forget that the total solar eclipse will be happening during the next few hours http://www.theanswerb.../Question1187789.html - other streams are probably available....
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It seems that all food cans have rippled sides, and concentric rings on the top and bottom lids. Why is this? Why are they not just plain, smooth metal?
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What do you call a sheep with a machine gun? Lambo! What is a sheep's most feard formed of armed conflict? Drench warfare! What did the ram say to his girlfriend? I love ewe! Why did the sheep steal a...
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Bookbinder was going to Oz for holidays, and the next thing I knew Eccles,Voddie and Minty were posting about having a great manicure in Melbourne. 24 hours without AB does that for you!! Stay...
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if you have a blood test at a GP surgery, how long does it take before they get your results?
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