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On My Own Again..

....with a nasty nasty cold and my OH is away to Skye....what to do this weekend other than work. Anybody doing anything nice this weekend?...

numnum

Sex Education, 4 Year Olds, Opinions??

Me and a friend are quite shocked at a mutual friend teaching her 4 year old the birds and the bees and letting her watch programmes like One Born Every Minute and showing her labour videos on you...

scraggy55

Anyone Know Where I Can Get 2 Kittens

I have recently moved into a property with a lovely garden, and I want to get myself two kittens. I was originally going to get Silver Tabby's but looking around they are coming out at around 500.00...

carrust

What Is..

..a chiropodists favourite side dish? Bunion rings.......

MadMen

Job Application - How Honest?

I'm applying for a job in the mental health sector. Do you think it would be beneficial or a bad idea to mention my own mental health 'issues'...? Serious question and need some advice from someone...

maggiebee

Oh Dear!

We were going to start a bakery… but couldn't raise the dough....

karlhobart

Need Answer

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left he gave Sarah seven...

joeluke

Temptation

When he was growing up little Johnny's father said "Never open the septic tank cover, its extremely dangerous, and you won't like what you see". But one day temptation got the better of Johnny and he...

Jeza

Went Shopping Today....

Spent £84. No fags no booze just groceries. There are only two of us and neither of us are big eaters. We do like our veg, but little meat. I wonder how family's with kids manage or do they not buy...

bednobs

Just Had To Make A Horrible Phonecall ....

A place that i don't work for paid me this month ( i presume in the whole jiggling around of the NHS i somehow got on someone's list to pay; wrongly) Anyway, have just had to call them to arrange to...

hopalong

Holidays

I always look forward to my holiday abroad. But why do other holiday makers have to make so much noise in the early hours when othersre trying to sleep Why do thay have to scream...

Ross45

Favorite Drink?

What's your favorite drink?

sherrardk

Full Moon?

Is there a full moon tonight? Just wondering, what with all the idiots that seem to be out and about.

friedgreentomato

A Warning!!

It appears that the smallest comment on here can cause offense! I have just been contact on FB by an ex member of this site - it appears that they did not like a comment I made about caravans!!! So...

DSJ

Strange Registration Number

We were travelling behind a newish van this afternoon. It was British with a local company name & details on the sides and rear doors. The registration number which caught our eye was 0003 CJT. Where...

wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over Uk This Evening

Early sighting 1st at 6 06 pm for 4 minutes W departing E 2nd sighting 7 42pm for 2 minutes W departing SSW No hope here in Leics all clouded over....

janome

Cost Of Putting Mum Into A Home

My mother has 24,500 savings just over the limit of 23,250 . Will they take all her money to pay the home fees or do they take too a certain Amount, looked on several sites but not sure how they work...

marval

Breakfast Special

One morning, Lisa and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast. The waitress told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for £3.99. "That sounds...

PiedPiper13

Leccy Just Come Back On

Been off since 10 am. Flipping freezing, central heating will take an hour or so to warm the joiint up....