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.......Let them bar$tards eat 'king cake?
Marie Antourette.......
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My Thai girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life.
She may be right, but I'd still prefer if she didn't have one........
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My local formal wear shop has a full size poster of this http://www.philipjohnson.co.uk/ in his shop window....Should I complain to the authorouties? ;-)...
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Do you pinch-out the side-shoots on GD tomatoes?
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....he was ill, but I didn't expect Vidal to die Sasoon.....
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http://www.birdguides...ne/article.asp?a=3239...
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I can't believe that my best mate has died of severe heartburn.....
......Gav is gone.........
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I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting then fell asleep.........
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What does red exclamation mark mean by some of the junk mail titles.
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I stopped smoking on April fools day & have felt sh1te ever since. Is this normal?
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I was walking with a friend down our local high street, when we came upon a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said. Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale. Well, this mate of mine is a bit of an expert...
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Does anyone know of a foul smelling substance that can deter 13yr old delinquents that congregate around the main entrance of my allotment site.
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Today i bought myself some sensible walking boots and a rucksack and went to the Peak District & walked 5 miles, stopped & sat on a stone wall and had a flask of coffee. Then I walked another...
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I used to work in a sewage farm & the work was sooo boring. In the end I left as I was just going through the motions!
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I've just swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles.....going to the toilet could spell disaster.....
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A lorry load of tortoises has collided with a truck load of terrapins.......It's a turtle disaster......
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I am pleased to announce that the man who recently fell into an upholstery machine has completely recovered!
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Man has a sex-change to become a woman. His mate asks. "Didn't it hurt when they chopped your tackle off?" He replied. "Not half as much when they shrank my brain & widened my...
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I hope the good people of Norfolk & Suffolk remembered to put their clocks forward this morning...From 1965 to 1973....
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