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Wherever you are, where ever you're from, top of the morning to you! Take care folks and have a lovely day!
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This guy  in the pub was telling loads of jokes about Motown singers, and I said to him how many Motown jokes do you know at "least a 100, and that's four tops"
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I noticed some folks were throwing a fancy dress party on our block, trouble was my girlfriend and I had no costumes to wear. I said to my GF "quick jump up on my back, we will get in somehow". A... ...
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Hope you are all well and ready to welcome the sunrise, if not enjoy a lay in.  
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Aka wet Tuesday! More rain, I'm sure we're getting someone else's weather. There must be a Sun up there  (big round yellow thing) I have two choises : stay in or stay in, no contest!  Take care... ...
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Good morning all! Hope you are well and good, maybe things will brighten up later. Take care folks
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The job on the farm didn't last long, the boss said that "sleeping on the job is unacceptable" so I took him to the tribunal, and said in my defence "well it was you who told me to count those... ...
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I was invited to a fancy dress party the other day, and decided to go dressed as a screwdriver. It turned a few heads, I must say! 
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I've got a plan. Carefully unpack an Easter egg, place a gift inside (you decide), then carefully repack the egg in the carton, as an extra surprise, just an idea, what do you think ?. Take care... ...
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I was chatting to my neighbour over the fence yesterday and I asked him what date it was, he checked his watch and said "March 1st" So I strode round the garden and asked him again.
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A man walks into a bar and shouts, "give me a whiskey and make it a double"! The barman looks at the guy and says "I think you've had enough don't you, so why don't you just turn yourself around... ...
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Hope you're all doing well and helping each other. Sunshine or rain, take good care, folks. See you when I see you, when I see you
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After 2 days of solid rain, I'm hoping for some dry time. The worm hunters must be having a heyday out there. Keep warm n' dry  take care folks
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Overnight rain followed by more of the same hereabouts, so I'll just sit here and wait for it to clear. Stay warm'dry. Take care folks!
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Do all jars etc have security seals on the lids of products, or is it up to the producers to use them or not?
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Struggling to get my grass mown, a neighbour suggested that I pour whiskey on the grass. He claims that the grass comes up half cut.
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Hope you're well, looking a bit murky out. Take care folks.
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It's pancake day doncha know. Do you have a fav topping ? Have an awsom day. Take care all!
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I called the police when I discovered two men hiding behind the patio windows. When questioned, they said their names were Kurt and Rod 
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It's Friday yippee! I'm just sitting here waiting for my weekly shop to arrive, its pitch black out there, so I better hang out a lantern so the guy can find his way.  after all that rain yesterday,... ...

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