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Tarka, its like chicken Tikka but just a little Otter.
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Anyone seen these around in the shops ? Cheers.....
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I bought a pack of these, a few weeks ago and enjoyed them. What, would make a good dish to accompany them ? Suggestions please. TIA...
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Had trouble with my John Dere petrol lawn mower this morning. It starts after priming but won't keep running and emits a cloud of white smoke then stops. I've checked the spark plug, which looked wet,...
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I was mortified when I went to my allotment plot and found that some escaped chickens had completely devoured three rows of lettuce plants. I tracked down the owner of the chickens and complained...
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Border patrol police discovered a stowaway hiding in a laundry basket earlier today. He was detected by a sniffer dog and was told by officers that he was under a vest....
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It was pleasing to see a comma butterfly in my garden today The first sighting,for me this year!...
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I saw several birds this morning that seemed to be stuck to the branches of a tree. bit odd, I though?? I think they were velcrows......
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I couldn't be bothered to cook lunch, so instead I ended up scoffing a whole packet of jaffa cakes. Do you think I'm snacksident prone ?...
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Two old folks sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says "I think my butts fallen to sleep". The other replies "Yup heard it snore a couple of times"...
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Thousands of people accross the UK have decided not to venture out and take a day off from work. They're calling it a Doris Day....
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I said to the lady behind the cheese counter "whats the best cheese for dipping my tortilla chips in ?" "That's nacho's" came the sharp reply. Ok I said "I'll get some salsa, if that's your attitude"....
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While I was chopping logs in the back yard, a hen came along and laid an egg on my axe, cheeky thing. She wanted to hatchet....
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elephant sat on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!...
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Two Polish workers are hired to paint wood preserver on a garden fence. The older of the two men was short, fat and balding and was in charge of the job in hand. The latter was a tall thin, younger...
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I had some trouble trying to get off to sleep last night, due to a song going round and round in my head and just couldn't remember the singer of the song. The main words I remember was: "I look...
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What did Sean Connery say when he bought onions at the green grocers ? - - - Thanks shallot...
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Just seen the first snowdrops to appear in my garden. Some lungwort beginning to flower too....
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How do I get rid of an annoying air lock in a hot water tap, once and for all ?
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Are they responsible for contributing to the decline of native hole nesting birds, like owls, woodpeckers, starlings, nuthatches etc.

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