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Patsy33
Did you know in Iceland,having sex while drunk is banned. Not sure about Farmfoods though as don't know their rules....
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Berniecuddles2
What do you call a woman who can balance two pints of beer on her head? Beatrix...
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marval
What do you call a deer with sandpaper for eyes? I dont know but I've got a rough eyed-deer....
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Khandro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA...
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Patsy33
What’s four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy? An empty toilet paper roll....
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DTCwordfan
Two atoms are talking. One says, "I think that I have lost an electron." Second atom says, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I;m positive."...
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Hymie
Today a co-worker announced that he was getting married. I told him how happy my marriage had made me – but he is still going through with it anyway....
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Berniecuddles2
some Egyptian bloke just pulled up outside my house beeped his horn and bared his naked bum out of the window!! *** toot n car moon!...
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Thirdamigo
I like this one, which i usually use on trolls https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/57/81/1e/57811e468d9ee8a8e47c504dfd9ed807--funny-meme-comics-funny-memes.jpg and this one which i use for...
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Patsy33
But other than that, Mrs Lincoln, did you like the play?”...
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Shaglene
I treated my Grandparents to a harbour cruise last weekend. Whilst we were on the water one of those high speed catamarans whizzed past. Pointing to it I said "Check out the rate of knots that boat...
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Shaglene
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail...
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cupid04
Q] Why did the man take his Viagra with an antihistamine? A] He wanted an erection that was not to be sniffed at!...
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Patsy33
I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist’s waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by… Most people hate it, but I’m a fan....
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Chipchopper
discovered the secret of how to make myself look younger. I just follow older folks around and stand next to them....
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Chipchopper
While I was unpegging the clothes from the line, I heard the socks whisper to the pants: "you're cute, I've really enjoyed hanging out with you"...
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Hymie
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you – but mine just points and laughs....
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marval
I have bought a really cute dog and called him Threemiles. It sounds great to say I walk Threemiles twice a day....
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Patsy33
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and the whole word is urined...
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Hymie
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot A: a carrot...

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