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One day little johnny (Sat 17:10 07/Nov/09) hears a noise and peeks into his parents room to check it out.He finds his mum bent over the bed and dad going at it behind her,his dad sees johnny and winks,Afterwards dad goes to checkk on johnny.He... [More] | |
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sign in a shop window (Sat 17:06 07/Nov/09) we would serve 500 m****ms before we would serve a british soldier! who said undertakers did not have a sense of humour . 2 answers (last answered: Sat 17:14 07/Nov/09) | |
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Fairy liquid's adverts have been changed (Sat 17:04 07/Nov/09) to reflect modern day britain:"mummy why are your hands so soft?" "because i'm only 14,now p1ss off and eat your pot noodle." | |
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ID10T (Sat 15:45 07/Nov/09) Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Susie called after... [More] | |
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Don't blame me........I only copy the emails..... (Sat 14:32 07/Nov/09) A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin .. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,... [More] 11 answers (last answered: Sat 14:51 07/Nov/09) | |
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Aw....bless.... (Sat 14:28 07/Nov/09) An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went... [More] | |
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A Polish plumber moved to England and married an English girl. (Sat 09:33 07/Nov/09) Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a... [More] 2 answers (last answered: Sat 15:14 07/Nov/09) | |
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Good Joke (Fri 22:48 06/Nov/09) an Irish man went to the doctor, What can I do for you the doctor asked, Well said the irish man it's very embarrasing to talk about, Don't worry said the doctor Reassuringly I have heard embarrasing... [More] 1 answer (last answered: Fri 22:49 06/Nov/09) | |
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Early (Fri 22:09 06/Nov/09) I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early 1 answer (last answered: Fri 22:32 06/Nov/09) | |
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Funny before meal grace (Fri 14:22 06/Nov/09) Anyone got a grace suitable for a family 21st party? 1 answer (last answered: Fri 16:21 06/Nov/09) | |
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Bra (Thu 23:43 05/Nov/09) The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"... It rounds... [More] 14 answers (last answered: Sat 15:19 07/Nov/09) | |
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Screw (Thu 20:53 05/Nov/09) A woman walks into a hardware store,, and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says, "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the... [More] | |
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A girl asks her doctor" (Thu 18:11 05/Nov/09) how many calories are in se@men?"the Doctor replys, "Honey ,if you swallow,nobody cares if you're fat" 3 answers (last answered: Thu 18:15 05/Nov/09) | |
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You young ones.....tut tut (Thu 17:59 05/Nov/09) A kid was sitting on the stairs with his cat and a bag of Smarties. His mum was watching him. He put a Smartie in his mouth, bit the cat and moved down a step. He then put another Smartie in his... [More] 6 answers (last answered: Fri 15:58 06/Nov/09) | |
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Sex has gone downhill (Thu 17:47 05/Nov/09) so i bought the wife a d1ldo.She said 'It looks like a giant carrot'.....which is ironic as her f@nny looks like a donkey yawning! 4 answers (last answered: Fri 21:12 06/Nov/09) | |
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Two women (Thu 17:43 05/Nov/09) are chatting when one of them spots the others husband and exclaims, '' Oh look Gloria ! He's bought you a bunch of flowers. '' Gloria turns to look and replies '' Bloody hell, thats me on my back... [More] 1 answer (last answered: Thu 17:52 05/Nov/09) | |
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My uncle Kenny was a sh1t ventriloquist... (Thu 17:33 05/Nov/09) He used to sit me on his knee put his fingers up my @rse and tell me not to say anything....! 7 answers (last answered: Sat 12:28 07/Nov/09) | |
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Sex Over 60 Can Be Very Dangerous! (Thu 17:27 05/Nov/09) Thats why its best to pull over to the kerb first!! | |
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I was meeting a friend (Thu 17:25 05/Nov/09) in a bar and asI went in, I noticed two pretty girls lookink at me. '' Nine '' I heard one whisper asI passed. Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my mate andtold him a girl had rated me... [More] 7 answers (last answered: Thu 17:33 05/Nov/09) | |
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blondie (Thu 17:21 05/Nov/09) a blonde was really proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in three months.after all,the box said two to five years. 1 answer (last answered: Thu 17:53 05/Nov/09) |
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