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What do you? (Thu 23:12 19/Nov/09) A.What do you get when you cross a vampire with an owl? Q.An ugly old bat who doesn't give a hoot.... [More] 1 answer (last answered: Thu 23:16 19/Nov/09) | |
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Vroom Vroom (Thu 17:54 19/Nov/09) Renault has launched a new Clioits called the Henry.... its comes with improved handling... [More] | |
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Waiter (Wed 19:07 18/Nov/09) Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon? No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.... [More] 2 answers (last answered: Thu 20:04 19/Nov/09) | |
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Essex girl in a car crash says " (Tue 20:22 17/Nov/09) I think i have concussion" Paramedic asks "How many fingers have i got up?" She replies "Oh my god,my f@nny's paralysed too!" 6 answers (last answered: Tue 20:33 17/Nov/09) | |
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Vulgar parrot (Mon 23:03 16/Nov/09) A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and... [More] 3 answers (last answered: Tue 13:39 17/Nov/09) | |
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New old joke. (Mon 17:55 16/Nov/09) What's green, & has 4 eyes? 2 frogs!... [More] | |
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Irish Joke (Mon 15:59 16/Nov/09) How do you confuse an Irishman? Show him two shovels and tell him to take his pick. 8 answers (last answered: Tue 19:11 17/Nov/09) | |
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Oi I'm blonde...lol (Mon 12:31 16/Nov/09) One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You... [More] 3 answers (last answered: Wed 17:59 18/Nov/09) | |
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Happy & sad. (Mon 09:45 16/Nov/09) A husband & wife were sitting watching TV. Ht turns to her & says. "Babe, will you tell me something that will make me happy & sad at the same time". She says. "You've got... [More] 8 answers (last answered: Mon 13:45 16/Nov/09) | |
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What key opens every door? (Sun 23:50 15/Nov/09) Pikey! 1 answer (last answered: Tue 16:06 17/Nov/09) | |
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Hunting Owls (Sun 13:13 15/Nov/09) Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, had never seen Sally looking so sad. Liz said,... [More] | |
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joke the sex of a bird (Sun 12:23 15/Nov/09) 3 answers (last answered: Mon 19:14 16/Nov/09) | |
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Irish odd job man (Sat 23:28 14/Nov/09) An Irish odd job man is looking for work, he sees a huge house with a lot of cars parked in the drive way. He decides to go to the house and ask for work. He knocks on the door and a very grand lady... [More] 1 answer (last answered: Sun 13:06 15/Nov/09) | |
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For a camel (Sat 12:06 14/Nov/09) Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said 'It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that... [More] 1 answer (last answered: Sun 14:42 15/Nov/09) | |
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Get the facts straight? (Sat 11:21 14/Nov/09) An accountant dials home from work to apologise to his wife for being at work so late. A strange woman answers so he asks, "Who is this?" "This is the Polish maid Lucia.", answered... [More] 2 answers (last answered: Sun 00:34 15/Nov/09) | |
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Touching (Fri 19:03 13/Nov/09) A woman goes to the super market. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her breasts, and her crotch. After doing this a number of times, a... [More] 1 answer (last answered: Fri 19:10 13/Nov/09) | |
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G'Day Mate (Fri 16:55 13/Nov/09) A muslim was sat next to an Australian on an aeroplane. After the plane had taken off the air hostess came over and asked for drinks orders. The Australian orders a 'Jack Daniels' and coke. The air... [More] 8 answers (last answered: Sat 17:11 14/Nov/09) | |
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S (Fri 15:33 13/Nov/09) There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a racing car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realised! He bought... [More] 6 answers (last answered: Fri 22:12 13/Nov/09) | |
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Look on the bright side of life (Fri 15:21 13/Nov/09) A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost $45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.... [More] 3 answers (last answered: Fri 19:18 13/Nov/09) | |
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Why doesn't Gordon Brown pray? (Thu 14:49 12/Nov/09) Cos it's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.... [More] |
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