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Polish Terminology for Expat English Doctors artery the study of fine painting barium what you do when the patient dies benign what you are after you are eight cesarean section a district in Rome...
A native American walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and is pulling a male buffalo with the other hand and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."...
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters: C Z Y N Q S T A S Z. The Optician asks, "Can you read this?" "Read it?" the Polish man replies, "I know the guy."...
Many years ago, a baker's assistant called Richard the Pourer, whose job it was to pour the dough mixture in the making of sausage rolls, noted that he was running low on one of the necessary spices....
I once bought a pair of shoes. One day while wearing them, I fell and broke my wrist. Some time later while wearing them, I slipped, fell, and broke my knee. Those shoes cost me an arm and a leg!...
A man is sitting in a bar staring at his drink. After staring at it for half an hour without taking a sip, one of the bar regulars decides to have some fun with him. He picks up the man’s drink and...
goes into a bar with a roll of loo paper..
........checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light."...
A third grader went home and told her mother she was in love with a classmate and was going to marry him. "That's fine" said her mother, going along with the gag. "Does he have a job?" The little girl...
A customer whose hair kept falling out complained to his barber. "That stuff you gave me," he cried, "it's terrible! You said three bottles of it would make my hair grow, but nothing's happened." "I...
........ is like a lenient immigration officer just keeps letting them in...
Have you heard that Brazil have banned a certain soft drink.........7UP!
Anybody know what the running costs would be?
...... because she liked to have sex in the mornings right after i had left for work...
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her...
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney damage. When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink Whisky over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink...
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish." "Fine," I said, "then I want to...
....... I haven't touched it in years.
...... keeps suffering from paranoid delusions - he thinks he is a chocolate orange if he is not careful he will be sectioned poor terry...
Two Senior citizens are chatting. Isn't our language odd,' one begins. Take the word shag for instance. To some people it's a seabird. To others it's a strong tobacco. To people like us it's a fond...

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