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 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear....
One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the...
Q: What is it that Christopher Jordan (England – right arm medium fast bowler) holds in his hands, to significantly increase the chances that the next ball bowled, will result in the fall of a...
Just found another good one ! I asked my wife, "What's your opinion on the state of English football?" "Its ***," she replied. "Absolute crap." "More than likely," I said, "but let's hear it anyway."...
I think Bob Monkhouse was a very underrated comedian. He was much more than the slightly smarmy TV host. One of my favourite of his jokes was :: " You know...they all laughed when I said I was going...
A teacher was asking her class to remember some difficult words that they had studied last week. "Now children, who can use the word "faculty" in a sentence?" Scruffy Tommy's hand flies up. The...
A teacher was asking her young class about Jesus. "Now class, who can give me where we can find Jesus Christ ? Scruffy Tommy threw his hand up but the teacher knew better than to go to straight to...
Just found this, while searching for Max Miller jokes :: A teacher was asking her young class about what words they knew. "Now class, who can give me a sentence that contains the word "champion"?...
A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my...
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she...
Prinderella and the Cince This is a stairy fory. Tonce upon a wime there was a gritty little pearl named Prinderella. She lived with her two sisty uglers and her nicked wepstother. She weaned the...
My partner made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday....
http://www.cartoonchurch.com/content/cc/gifts/...
.. To give you a piece of my mind.. MI......
I took a painting I found in my loft to the Antiques Roadshow. The expert inspected it and said... "You have heard of Vincent Van Gogh, haven't you?" "Yes I have," I said excitedly. "He wouldn't have...
A blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners, on the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "come again" The blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey ***"...
Teacher Arrested At London Heathrow Airport - held in isolation. A secondary school teacher was arrested today at London's Heathrow International airport as he attempted to board an international...
I drink while I work out I call it Bacardio...
I walked into Asda in Glasgow and there's a man sobbing at the entrance. "What's up, pal?" I said. "Nothing", he replied, "I'm the greeter."...
One second hand G string. Been kept in good nick.....

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