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A man that was overseas decided to get his mother something special for her Birthday. He searched all over and just when he though that nothing was really suitable; he spotted a man with a very large...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called "A wedding cake"...
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a middle school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next...
This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road...
A gnome who joined a nudist colony only two weeks ago was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody's business!
A man walks into a bar and orders six whiskies. He lines them up in a row and knocks back the first, third, and fifth glasses. Then he gets up to leave. “Don’t you want the others?” asks the...
A bloke went to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back. ''So what the hell are you supposed to be?'' the host asked. ''I'm a snail,'' the bloke replies. ''What a load...
Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20's, a...
Prevarication Day has been put off...
A blonde and a brunette were walking through an old churchyard from the 1700s. Among the tombstones was one dated around 1725 that had fresh flowers by it. The blonde said "I wonder who has been here...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning 'til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing the...
A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here." The dog replies, "Hey,...
A man was driving recklessly down the motorway one day and his girlfriend in the passenger seat was getting very upset. The man finally realised that she was not happy with his driving and said....
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "The most terrible thing has...
Q] What is six inches long, two inches wide and drives a woman wild? A] A bar of chocolate!...
A visiting sheik from the Middle East is at a party in London. The food makes him thirsty and he sends his private aide to collect some water several times. He demands water for the third time but the...
Mrs c has been going through the female menopause lately and has become very conscious about her body. She got undressed in front of me and said, 'Say something sexy about my body' I said, 'Darling,...
Goes to the doctor. "Doctor, Doctor, Mrs C says I have a think about boobs, a fixation in fact, a tambo-fetish. It may be true as she caught me gazing at my neighbour's the other week." "Nothing...

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