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A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. When the guest finally was able to...
There's a Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the...
First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?" Second soldier: "No way, Jose!" First soldier: "Whyever not?" Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"...
" Help! " my wife shouted from the shower. " I've got a terrible pain in my chest " " Don't panic, darling ", I said. " You're standing on your nipple "...
I bought a dog from a blacksmith. When I brought it home, it made a bolt for the door. It was a dachshund!...
A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights." Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells...
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The...
Confession 1 There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and...
A woman had a cleaning lady come to her house. When she opened the door she saw a 85-year-old lady standing there. So she told her what to clean and she worked but, it wasn’t done very well. So the...
Brothel Trip \An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years old,' he...
A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his garage . The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and...
My 70 year old wife gets out of the shower, walks into our bedroom naked and looks at herself in the full length mirror. " Do you remember the first time you saw me naked? " "Like it was only...
An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who,...
What is brassy, and sounds like Tom Jones?
the chicken crossed the road to to other side but why did the man cross the road /??????????????????????????????????????...
2 flies on a door which one is sick the one on the panel...
.how do u confuse a paddy put 4 shovels in a corner and tell him to take his pick...
Q, Why is the number 6 afraid of the number 7 ?. A, Because the number 7...8...9....
One of my friends on Facebook has died….I’ll never see his ‘like’ again....
So the missus had her heart set on a dog. Not what I'd call a decent hound but a Chihuahua. So she got one of these little rats. It kept walking into lamp posts and bollards. It wasn't blind but the...

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