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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first...
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A young man was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life....
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Four young blokes, from Bristol, London, Manchester and SINTA SINGH from the Punjab University's were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them....
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only...
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Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Tony watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in...
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Proverbs Never look a gift horse in the mouth...............it will always be laughing when you fall off A bird in the hand........................................is likely to poo on you A Friend In...
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Q: Why did the farmer receive an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field (out standing in his field)...
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Father potato had called for his three daughters to choose a husband , as it was time they got married. "What about you mavis, who are you going to marry?". Mavis told her father that she fancied...
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I no longer keep photos of International Harvester , Case , John Deere , Massey Ferguson and other agricultural vehicles
I'm an Ex-Tractor Fan...
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of...
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This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor...
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On the morning that Summer Time ended I stopped by to visit my ageing friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're...
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister,...
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A man goes into Waterstones and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?" She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "That's the one; I'll take a...
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are expecting a baby. At the hospital, the nurse asks them :"do you want a boy or a girl"
"Don't care" they reply...."as long as it fits in a cannon"...
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The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I...
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I don't attack people. I'm all stalk and no action. I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on "your account." I rubbed a magic lamp and wished for the genie not to...
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A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down, the parents hear him and his mum quickly dismounts, pulling the covers around her. 'What were you...
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Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: Because he wasn’t peeling well! Submitted by: Kay Q: What’s the slipperiest country? A: Greece! Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice? A:...
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Student Studying Far From Home Wrote
Letter To His Dad..
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"No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son"..
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Dad Replied:"
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"How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad"... :P :O...
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