Jokes in The AnswerBank

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I have just opened a shop in West Indies selling glass bowls..... Pyrex of the Caribbean ......
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH BORED SWEDISH SENIORS IN A RETIREMENT PARK WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A SPOON AND A POT AFTER A LONG, LONG WINTER. http://www.youtube.com/embed/5748lK9HpOg?rel=0...
A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner, one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting...
I suspected for sometime that my female boss was a bloke, so today as she bent over I put my hand up her skirt to check. Just like I thought....I got the sack!:)...
As its been so hot of late, my boss has said we can bring shorts in. Jack Daniels it is then!...
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6 ) 2 ) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you...
I was playing my guitar tonight and singing. My husband suggested my G string was a little tight. I reminded him I was wearing my big comfy knickers...
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Rabbi sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Rabbi...
If women are so good at multi tasking why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time.
A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever. She was going to a fancy dinner party that night and figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the evening. She didn't have...
How do you know your husband is a transvestite? When he wants to eat, drink and be Mary.....
I'm going to get the numbers 1-100 tattooed across my body. That way, you can always count on me....
Mr Smith said his neighbour accused him of stealing her panties off the washing line. I asked him how he felt about such an accusation. He said he nearly shat her pants!.....
Mr Corbyn has been trying to get through to IKEA on the phone. Apparently he want's a new cabinet....
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA......FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANISATION. 3. IF MAN...
A gentleman in the upper reaches of his 'third age' begins dating a much younger woman, and after a time he asks her to marry him. The woman accepts, and as they talk of the life they'll have together...
I've started up a mobile disco to make a some extra cash. But I'm being sued for ruining a wedding I did last night. I only had two ringtones on my phone....
Just been to Tescos and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. Can't believe the currant exchange rate!......
A woman came up to me and rubbed my bald head and said "do bald men make good lovers? "I said I don't now I've never had one"...
Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my Word.....

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