Jokes in The AnswerBank

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A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!...
Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled....
Paddy is passing by Mick's barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Eddie doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow...
A lady went into a bar in Calgary and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with...
The Question about shoe size has reminded me of this gem. A guy is feeling rather 'randy' and decides to pay a visit to the local 'house of ill repute', unfortunately he gets the wrong building and...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot...
A bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and he says "I'll have a gin and………… Tonic." The bartender says, "Sure man, but what's with the big pause?" The Bear looks down at his...
An Englishman says to his friend, the Scotsman, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants. "I go in at well past 9 o’clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over...
Do Children enjoy childhood as much as adults enjoy >>...
Apologies in advance for block capitals. AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES. THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW...
I've just got back from holiday. The hotel we stopped at was absolutely fantastic. The towels were so soft and fluffy, I could hardly close my suitcase....
He was sitting at the computer the other day, drafting his will, and he called out to his wife, " WHEN I DIE, I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU !!" She shouted back, " YOU ALREADY DO NOW, YOU LAZY...
Applying for a new position as a cleaning lady, the woman was asked why she had left her previous job. "I just wasn't comfortable with their immoral behavior," she replied. "Really? Like what did they...
Paddy and Mick arrive at the local Rugby match and Mick can't find the tickets. Mick says "Nip home Paddy and see if I left the tickets there." Paddy says "No problem, Mick." Half an hour later Paddy...
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years old! Teacher: What! How is this possible? Kid: He only became a father when I was born!! Teacher: Maria, go the the map and find North America...
Paddy attends a First Aid course. The Instructor asks "What would you do if your child swallowed a key?" "Climb through the window" was Paddy's response...
My wife is the exact double of Katie Price............... Katie Price Is 8 stone.............my wife is 16 stone !!...
According to medical research, some women do have intelligent DNA in them....... The downside is that 95% of them spit it out !!...
M1 southbound junction 10. A lorry load of terrapins has collided with a truck load of tortoises.. It's a turtle disaster.......
An elderly married couple were at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed...

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