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Four young blokes, from Bristol, London, Manchester and SINTA SINGH from the Punjab University's were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them....
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Student Studying Far From Home Wrote
Letter To His Dad..
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"No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son"..
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Dad Replied:"
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"How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad"... :P :O...
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vodka + water = injures kidney
rum + water = injures liver
whiskey + water = injures heart
gin + water = injures brain .
I think there is something
wrong in water !! =D =)) X_X...
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Latest way of proposing..
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Wanna be my facebook
password???...
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The man was in a hurry to board the airplane and didn't have time to do the paperwork to get his little doggie on board. So the man stashed the puppy down the front of his trousers and snuck him on to...
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how to kill an Engineering student….
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Just pour water on his record book one day before submission!!...
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline...
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FUTURE PLANNING Once Oldman waiting 4 Train. sitting at Bench. A Boy came & asked Time. 0ldman refuse 2 tell Time Boy insisted again n again But Oldman denied Boy asked Reason? Oldman : If i tell U...
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When a Woman Loves! When a woman loves you, you are a husband When a few women love you, you are a man When many women love you, you are a lover When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol When...
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http://youtu.be/F5JDUES5CmA...
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A young couple decided to go to the Glastonbury Festival for the first time. It was a very in-tents experience.
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A woman was standing on top of a cliff and just as she was about to commit suicide by jumping off, a tramp walked past and said "as you're about to commit suicide, do you mind if we have sex first"...
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It wasn't an easy decision to pull the plug on my ex-wife's life support machine but I really did need to charge my phone.
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Have you heard about the two red corpuscles that loved in vein?
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Two parrots sitting on a perch
One said..."can you smell fish?"...
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Funny...
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A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he...
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Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to...
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies....
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...who were EXTREMLY mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that...
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