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Lots to celebrate today, but I thought I would share one of my favourite poems.  Lawrence Ferlinghetti wrote "Pity The Nation" in 2007 at the age of 88.  He died in 2021 at the age of 101.   “PITY... ...
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1st of March already. Happy St. David's Day to all our Welsh members.  How do you celebrate this special day?  Not Welsh but I'm buying a couple of bunches of daffodils.
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One day, a young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint, “Help me, help me.” She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path. Looking under the bush she spies a... ...
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A man suffered a serious heart attack while on holiday in America The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he... ...
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Well done lads.  Final score - Scotland 30, England 21.  Proud of the lads, 4 years in a row the cup stays in Edinburgh.  Great match all round, I'm hoarse!
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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's still in A & E waiting to be seen.
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a... ...
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Why do we only Rest In Peace? Why don't we Live In Peace too?
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For years Dr. Benson had left his office and gone to Teddy's Bar, where Teddy would fix him a daiquiri laced with crushed pecans. One day, however, Teddy ran out of pecans; instead he substituted... ...
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The first episode of ITV's new series 'Breathtaking' hit our screens, giving viewers an insight into the shocking reality of hospital life during the pandemic. Just been reading about this... ...
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I dig, You dig She digs, He digs We Dig, They Dig Not a long poem, but very deep.
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I'm very happy today.  Granddaughter has just received an unconditional acceptance for Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen.  So proud of her, she's worked really hard for... ...
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Wee verse inside my card.   Roses are red Violets are blue We'd be better off Back in the EU
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I'm Hungary Maybe you should Czech the fridge I'm Russian to the kitchen Is there any Turkey? We have some but it's covered with a layer of Greece Ew, there is Norway you can eat that Please Finnish... ...
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Tom gets on a plane in Edinburgh for a flight to New York. A very attractive young lady gets on the plane and sits right next to him. Wanting to start a conversation with her he asks “Business... ...
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A steak pie in Trinidad   £3 A steak pie in Barbados £4.50 A steak pie in Tobago     £3.20   That's the pie rates of the Caribbean
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Going to watch this programme today and have a little bet with myself.  Which answer will 3T choose today?  If I guess correctly I'm going to have a wee Baileys tonight. If not, the botte stays in... ...
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Help requested for final two. 14.  Mary, Margaret, Katherine Elizabeth (anything to do with the Tudors?) 19 Whoopi Goldberg (Sister Act?)
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Was not sure whether to put this in Chatterbank or Jokes but chose CB.   Answers from a high school test papers submitted to science and health teachers (spelling errors preserved) H2O is hot water,... ...
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Hi folks, is the answer to 19 as straightforward as Sister Act?

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