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Am I the only person who is sick to the back teeth of hearing about Eurovision and especially the UK entry by Engelbert Humperdinck. If I never hear this song again it will be too soon - absolute tosh...
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Just had my very noisy local chaffinch tapping at the kitchen window again. I have a stained glass panel which sits on the window sill so maybe that's what attracts him. Every day I get this very loud...
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Small bunch of feathers in my garden where one very lucky pigeon narrowly escaped being a cat's lunch. Neighbour's half grown cat is honing his hunting skills by chasing anything that moves - birds,...
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Tipped up my laptop to retrieve paper which had slipped under. Knocked over vase of flowers - water everywhere, table, chair, floor etc. As well, I now have a lovely clean table, chairs etc. Maybe...
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Think this must be the best site I've ever found. No matter what someone asks for there are always suggestions - from maps of the underground, world maps, books, artificial sweeteners etc. No question...
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1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...
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Just thought I'd let you all know that I'm back home in Bonnie Scotland after my foray into foreign parts at the weekend. Accents were a real challenge as the 46 delegates came from "a' the airts...
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Boarding an early train tomorrow and heading for Stafford. Are the natives friendly down there ? Will I understand the foreign language? Will be out of my comfort zone for 3 days and need some...
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Just heard on the news that police are hunting for the person who attacked a 94 year old as she slept. The poor woman has a fractured skull and a finger was almost severed. She is seriously ill in...
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A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, “Giraffe, don’t do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest.” The giraffe...
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I have been sneezing for 3 days now. Head feels like it's full of cotton wool and my eyes are red and nose running (not a pretty sight). Never had an allergy in my life but beginning to think it might...
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First thing this morning a flock of starlings arrived and got busy on my newly mown lawn. Haven't seen them for ages. Just a few minutes ago a beautiful chaffinch was tapping on the window. Guess he...
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Been watching the news and see there's lots of flooding in England. Does this mean the hosepipe ban has been lifted? Never sure how these things work as I can't remember there ever being a hosepipe...
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This programme starts at 8 pm on channel 4. Looks as if it might be really good.
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Decided to watch Vera last night. Five minutes into it friend phoned. Half an hour later had "lost the plot" to decided to switch to Silent Witness. 10 mins into the prog. daughter phoned...
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A bloke walks into a Glasgow lending library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dae ye hae ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her...
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Spent a very entertaining half an hour today watching the neighbour's cat (Dennis) trying to get to food. I had some sausages past their "sell by" date so cooked them, chopped them up and...
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The British PM David Cameron is visiting a Glasgow hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness. He greets one and the patient replies: "Fair fa your...
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maggiebee
Beyonce has been named the world's most beautiful woman 2012. Damn, thought it was me but I wasn't even in the top 10.
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Late friend of mine used to tell the same joke over and over again. My grandchildren love it and it still makes me smile. Did you hear about the wee cannibal boy? He was eight before he was seven....
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