Off to Albania on Monday for a late two week holiday. Why Albania? Worked there for a year and loved it, most friendly, hospitable race of people you could ever want to meet.
A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco's supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of...
Signs of the times Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."...
Was handing out literature at our local university's "Freshers' Fair" last week. Lots of young, fresh faced students signing up for doctors etc. Interesting to see the number of young men...
Scottish leg was in the Caird Hall, Dundee last night. Absolutely fab with Alfie Boe (swoon) and Fran Healy of Travis. Believe my friends and I were also on the TV (red button). Fame at last!
From a damp and drizzly Dundee - hey that rhymes! Me and my moshlings are off to Fishtoon (Peterhead) soon for grandaughters big day. Don't suppose there'll be any alcohol around boo hoo.
Glad most of you have now found out what Moshlings are. There are approx. 50 available up til now. I bought the Moshie Monster tree and the moshlings "roost" in it, hence the need for a...
My trip to Arbroath was very successful today. Bright and sunny all the way and now have two boxes of moshlings for darling grandaughter's 7th birthday on Friday. Now...... grandson is 11 in October,...
Always thought that parents and grandparents who went to great lengths to get the kids presents were mad. But...... today I'm doing a 30 mile round trip to get my darling grandaughter moshlings for...
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed...
Sister Catherine and Sister Elizabeth, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will...
I've been banned from McDonalds! A rather plump girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said “sorry about the wait”. I said “don't worry, you’re bound to lose it...
Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and...
Not sure if this is the correct place to post this link, but sure someone will point me in the right direction if it's not. Not exactly a joke, but a very funny link....
Many thanks to all you wonderful people out there. For the first time in my puff I have finished the Sunday Post Cryptic Crossword. Feel like I'm joining a big, big family.
I'm in my early sixties and had a very active sex life from 17 until my hubby died. Am I being totally unrealistic in wanting another partner? Can't believe I will never have sex again cause I really...
Was given a fuchsia years ago called Margaret Brown. Unfortunately the really hard winter put paid to it. Does anyone know where I can get a replacement. Been on eBay etc without any luck.
Tickets went on sale at 8.30 am today and I'm STILL trying to get through online and also by phone. Knew they'd be busy but I'm losing the will to live. Teach me to open my muckle moo and offer to get...
