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Sunshine

After a night of torrential rain, the sun is now shining brightly. Would like to give my lawn (?) one last cut but not too sure, might still be very soggy underneath. Any thoughts on this?
12:40 Tue 22nd Nov 20113 answers, last by rowanwitch 12:59 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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Laugh

What did the banana say to the vibrator "I don't know what you're shaking for, she's going to eat me"....
01:28 Tue 22nd Nov 20111 answer, last by nungate 01:30 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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Naughty

A mans been caught masturbating in a newsagents. Apparently it's all over the papers.
01:22 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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Are the Scots Thrifty

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A...
23:15 Mon 21st Nov 201138 answers, last by tara20 00:45 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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Long Lie

Finished an overnight Samaritans shift at 4 am, have slept for 6 hours but am still kna**ered. Must be my age, seems to take me a while to recover these days. No rude replies please, remember I have a...
13:18 Sun 20th Nov 20117 answers, last by Nibble 15:32 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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Adult Conversation

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another....
20:12 Sat 19th Nov 20114 answers, last by puternut 00:39 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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Tesco

This is a very personal statement. While those of you who know me could never, by any stretch of the imagination, call me a homophobic, I will never again shop in Tesco. Tesco funds Gay Pride but...
10:49 Sat 19th Nov 2011119 answers, last by tonywiltshire 17:37 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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Mad or What?

Just bought two tickets for the Andre Rieu concert at the SECC Glasgow for December 2012. Thought there would be loads of tickets - after all it is more than a year away but... very little choice and...
00:17 Thu 17th Nov 20113 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 15:30 Thu 17th Nov 2011
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More Opera

I've almost finished a quiz about operas but am stuck on one. Which opera was written after the composer was told "Well, that was interesting. Now would you like to write a real opera?"...
17:24 Mon 14th Nov 20119 answers, last by maggiebee 00:22 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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Opera Expressions

Can anyone help - there seems to be an expression which sounds like "toy toy toy" which is used at the end of opera interviews. This is probably not the correct spelling but I have googled...
14:29 Mon 14th Nov 20114 answers, last by maggiebee 17:01 Mon 14th Nov 2011
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Opera expressions

Can anyone help - there seems to be an expression which sounds like "toy toy toy" which is used at the end of opera interviews. This is probably not the correct spelling but I have googled...
13:50 Mon 14th Nov 20116 answers, last by maggiebee 17:01 Mon 14th Nov 2011
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Translation required

Received this from a friend but unfortunately my schoolgirl French isn't up to translating. Can pick out a few words but if anyone can help it would be appreciated.. Vraie poésie à faire...
12:32 Mon 14th Nov 20113 answers, last by tamirra 19:05 Mon 14th Nov 2011
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Remembrance

THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal...
17:53 Sun 13th Nov 20111 answer, last by Ann86 17:55 Sun 13th Nov 2011
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In Memoriam

In Memoriam by Ewart Alan Mackintosh (killed in action 21st November 1917 aged 24) So you were David’s father, And he was your only son, And the new-cut peats are rotting And the work is left...
00:35 Sun 13th Nov 201112 answers, last by Jemisa 11:41 Sun 13th Nov 2011
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Sick?

At The Gates, Peter tells Gabriel that there is a problem with the gates as a hinge has broken. Gabriel isn't worried - as he said to Peter - Jim'll Fix It....
11:25 Fri 11th Nov 20112 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:31 Fri 11th Nov 2011
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Peace

At very short notice (4 hours) son and his wife arrived from Peterhead with the two kids. Son gone to Glasgow for a gig and DIL off to Edinburgh for a conference tomorrow. Finally got the kids to...
00:19 Thu 10th Nov 20115 answers, last by Dee Sa 09:35 Thu 10th Nov 2011
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Sunday Express Crusader/Squire

Please, please - what am I missing?? 1 across - Unit (5). Must have something else in that's wrong! Please put me out of my misery.
11:27 Mon 07th Nov 20114 answers, last by maggiebee 11:38 Mon 07th Nov 2011
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Andy Williams

Does anyone know anything about Andy Williams. When I turned on the radio I just heard "now here's Steve Wright's Sunday Lovesongs which was recorded before we heard about Andy Williams"....
10:47 Sun 06th Nov 201111 answers, last by Robinia 16:01 Sun 06th Nov 2011
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Festival of Remembrance

Just home from Dundee's Festival of Remembrance. Very large crowd for a very moving event. Always say I won't blubber but when the WW2 veterans (getting fewer) and the serving soldiers from...
23:37 Sat 05th Nov 20112 answers, last by paddywak 23:50 Sat 05th Nov 2011