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1ozzy
..some that retire don't live very long. https://ibb.co/GxNj4Nm ...
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maggiebee
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into a man’s yard. He could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. The dog calmly came over to the man and he gave... ...
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Han-Valen
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of... ...
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Rondy
My wife and l decided we would never go to bed annoyed at each other.
We've been sitting up since Tuesday. ___ Just went into the shop and said "Can I pay by card? He said "No problem, what card do... ...
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davebro3
I write to bring to your notice that the International Monetary Funds (IMF) has selected your email address among the Scam victims listed to be Compensated of $300, 000.00 ( Three Hundred Thousand... ...
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Rondy
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
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1ozzy
..painters and tech companies unite   https://ibb.co/Hp58J27 ...
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Chipchopper
I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription
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Rondy
I'm just back from the shops there and seen a blonde shouting into an envelope.
I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voice mail. ___ Paddy buys a humpty dumpty from aldi.
It's... ...
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Khandro
No comment. 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zPPvUTAeuQ ...
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1ozzy
..some dogs are happy.   https://ibb.co/NSxhMLK ...
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DTCwordfan
I went to one of those psychic shows, the woman looked at me and said " you will walk, you will walk", I thought what a fake, there's nothing wrong with my legs, so I got up and left, and when I... ...
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Smowball
'ITV has decided to make a spin-off of a very well known British series & now make it about a middle-aged female detective up North investigating a series of murders in a pharmaceutical... ...
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Rondy
A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more.

There is a hush as no one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns... ...
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Rondy
A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
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zabado
Paddy.  "What's in the sack Mick" ?. Mick. "Rabbits" Paddy. "How many rabbits you got then Mick" ? Mick.  "If you can guess how many rabbits in my sack I'll give you both of them" Paddy. " Three... ...
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Rondy
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
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Hymie
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