LochNessMonster
A Flake is mine.
Yummmmmy !
Nessie :-p...
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LochNessMonster
See them with orange faces, spending 90 minutes in bus pruning themselves. They have that must makeup on, if it cracked it would make their backside jealous. "A little power a little paint makes...
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LochNessMonster
Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please" The girls reply's " You must have a lot of...
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LochNessMonster
Utd were to be sponsored by dog food manufacture next season.
But they can't have WINALOT on the front of their shirts ?...
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LochNessMonster
Could not happen to a nicer piece of ***** ?
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LochNessMonster
Jo Rowling is launching a new Harry Porter encyclopedia with all profits going to charity.
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LochNessMonster
Be honest and confess to Nessie ?
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LochNessMonster
If you get 2 main numbers and the bonus number do you get a tenner, or do you have to get 3 main numbers on your lottery line.
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LochNessMonster
Eight miles down he had to travel, having been there on my holidays one year one knows it's a dive? And you feel the pressure of getting back home ? Lol !
Nessie
The loch Ness Monster....
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LochNessMonster
Typical they wait years for one and and the 12 come all at once ? Lol !
Good luck lads !...
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LochNessMonster
I off to Edinburgh in disguise as I don't want to distract the tourists from the Pandas at Edinburgh Zoo.
Nessie TLNM...
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LochNessMonster
Mine is simple - Cooked ham, cheese and onion crisps with tomato sauce on top ? Yummmmmy ! (Try it and see )
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LochNessMonster
Personally I won't buy it, this rubbish is only suitable for a bin.
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LochNessMonster
Fellow goes to the jobcentre to look for work and his adviser tells him that there is a job for a assistant gynaecologist in Glasgow. He says "What does the job entail" And his adviser...
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LochNessMonster
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said,...
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LochNessMonster
It must be one of the greatest questions still unsolved ?
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LochNessMonster
An old man hands over £50 to the turnstyle operator at Ibrox Park
Man: Two please.
Turnstyle Operator: Sir, will that be Defenders or Strikers?...
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LochNessMonster
When I open a window and place the mouse anywhere near it it auto selects, can you switch this off folks, if so how ?
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LochNessMonster
This always seems to happen when your in a department store ?
I hide, as I shy ?
Nessie TLNM...
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LochNessMonster
This is ours, as I was singing it on stage the night we met 12 years ago ?
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