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I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.' I upset the wife's mother the other Guy Fawkes Night. I fell off the fire. She told...
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went to bed early this evening - as i have a long and emotional day tomorrow, at my grandmother's funeral the trouble is that there is so much going through my mind, i simply cannot get to sleep i...
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... she's going to kill me of I call her a dog one more time.
I'm not scared though. Her bark is worse than her bite....
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any reasonable offer condlsidered
having to sell due to unforeseen circumstances...
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....has been telling me an exaggerated story about when she was in Cawker, Kansas, in the United States - and visited the largest ball of string in the world
it was quite a yarn...
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... on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer...
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore....
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.....is coming home from a business trip tomorrow.
As a hopeless romantic, I really want to show her that I simply can't live without her.
I haven't washed the dishes for ten days....
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good afternoon folks i have just eaten a 'yorkie duo' - it comprised six segments, or to be more accurate, two bars of three segments however the standard yorkie bar has five segments so, all that...
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just noticed on a couple of other threads that you have been blessed with a grand-daughter today
my belated congratulations to you and your family, and i hope that mother & baby are well...
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good morning ladies i shall not have the time to visit the towers tonight to attend the MOFC, being occupied with matters relating to my late grandmother and the upcomimg funeral - and am therefore...
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good evening friends things are proceeding at a half decent pace over at coventry, after the death of my grandmother - and now the day for the funeral has been set as next wednesday (22nd) it is going...
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good evening
hope you had a satisfactory first day at work...
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good evening folks further to my posts here ---http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1241717.html and here ---http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1242173.html my gran...
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good evening everyone further to my post of yesterday evening - here http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1241717.html my mother and sister have returned from coventry, and have said...
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.... the other day,I noticed the man driving next to me was texting whilst driving.
Knowing how dangerous that can be, I promptly rolled down my window and threw my beer at him....
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good afternoon all just got home from a round trip to coventry hospital, wherein resides my one remaining grand-parent (95), whom i visiited she was found by her friend unconscious on her floor, on...
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it has been a long, busy and emotional week - with extremely early starts - and i am exhausted
so i am hitting the sack
i wish everyone a pleasant evening...
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my verdict - WOW! certainly worth the four year wait...
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an advert for audi motors, very tongue in cheek - made me smile...
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