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If ever I send one of the Junior O's to the shop with a £20 note (or even a £10 note), I always write my initials on the corner of it. It has just paid dividends as youngest Junior O has been for...
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Its no joke..... From today you'll have a rest from me, I'll be on my hols, be back about 3rd of June. In the meantime I'll try to obtain some newer ones. I'm sure Marval Excel or Starone will keep...
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I was told you were asking after me :) It should have been I asking after you. I hope that today went well for you and your family. I was thinking of you this morning Hope you are well - you know...
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No wise cracks, please ... But this looks nice. http://www.deliciousmagazine.co.uk/recipes/ripe-tart-from-sussex Like a cherry pie sort of thing. I can't remember the last time I baked ... well,...
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I've just seen a Tweet from Darshna Soni at C4 news: https://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=darshnasoni&tw_i=337310141156306944&tw_p=tweetembed "I have just spoken a mosque in Essex, who told me...
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Elysium ... that red, sweet, pudding wine.
I got it in Costco today.
I'm just enjoying a glass, with a bit of Roquefort.
Just saying....
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Chocolate. is it just me or does chocolate not taste like it used to! I do prefer savoury snacks and haven't eaten chocolate for quite some time today tempted by a mini crunchie it tasted powdery and...
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But it can buy ...
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I must be stronger than I think. I was just smoothing out some bank notes and have torn them in half. Is sellotaped money okay to use?...
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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing “FREE KITTENS”...
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.....that i start a thread about my late grandmother good afternoon folks - i have just driven back home from the funeral in coventry, and i simply want to extend a great big 'thank you' to those of...
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My daughter is 18 shortly and has asked for money towards a trip abroad. As well as giving her money I would like to buy her something she can "keep" to remember her 18th but I have no idea what. She...
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When asked in a pub quiz a while ago " Do you have a vulva?" My sons friend quite innocently said " Nah mate, I got a D reg Orion"....
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PENIS VAN LESBIAN --- A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right...
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Two successful businessmen in the centre of townwere sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop... As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I...
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Very early Wednesday....can't get back to sleep...the fly by pterydactyles are up...crows actually but what a din...looks dry and still out there but still dark...up to do mum and dad's garden...
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Hi everyone. If money and travel was not an issue, how, and where would you spend your day? For myself, I think that I would have breakfast withn my family on the Island of Santorini looking out onto...
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What is the one tongue twister you like?
Besides the peasant plucker, I much like "Polish it behind the door" said three times quickly.
What's yours? And thanks in advance....
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.There is this bloke who has a 25 inch penis. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dic* smaller because he just can't please the ladies because it is just too big, he...
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I would be interested to know the age at which the smokers on AB started the habit. This was triggered by a thread a few days back about how to further discourage smoking. I say the only way is to...
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