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Just Finished

Watching Mamma Mia again for the 99th time! I certainly know how to live when OH is away!

Joke...

A man walks into a crowded bar with a loaded gun and shouts "who's been f****** my wife?" - voice in the back shouts " You don't have enough bullets"........

sue11

Why Do Parents Allow Their Kids To Do This?

Okay this is something minor but I find it irritating. We stayed in a hotel with the usual all you can eat buffet breakfast. I watched kids grab some pastries, take them back and start to eat them....

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Groan Many Times Over

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van....... However, he was captured only...

marval

Groan

The girls swimming team has a new coach who acts like she knows everything. Her name is Claire Buoyant....

gness

Oh Heck!

Before I went away I couldn't properly lock the shed door so I booby trapped it.....good and proper....never do things by half.... I made a tall pyramid of sharp garden tools....including the almighty...

Jeza

In My Next Life........

If there is one, I aim to be a selfish career woman with no thought for anyone but myself. So no husbands, no kids and no pets. What are your plans for your next life?

sandyRoe

Mites In A Packet Of Sugar.

First time I've ever seen these. Would they have got into the packet while it was in the shop?

EcclesCake

Rik Mayall's Funeral Today

May it be filled with tears of joy,laughter and find memories. Woof!...

gordiescotland1

Should The Queen Abdicate Now- Thinking About This After Carlos Spain

I was wondering what people think. Should the Queen abdicate and give her role to Charles. IF she lives to be the same age as her mum Prince Charles would be 89 when he takes over the throne. She has...

wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over The Uk This Evening

1st sighting 10 15 pm. For 6 mins. Sw departing E 2nd sighting. 11. 52 pm. For 6 minutes W departing E .. Might have a chance tonight clear skies at the moment and been nice most of the day ....

Filbert

Advice Needed Please. May Have Just Had My First Migraine

Hello all, this is taking me ages to type. I am a 40 year-old female and I think I may have just experienced my first migraine but am unsure as having never had one before I'm not sure of the symptoms...

Tilly2

My Water Butt

has a thick layer of Saharan sand at the bottom of it. Well, I assume it's Saharan sand as I don't live anywhere near the sea. That's going to be a job and a half, getting rid of it....

crazygirly

Believe It Or Not.....

Hi all My partner has been with me for 11 years. We had our first child a year ago. Back in august of last year, i started checking my partners online mobile billing and saw numbers i didnt recognise....

sandyRoe

If An Ectomorph Developed An Appetite For Fast Food Washed Down With Pints Of Guinness...

...and their weight ballooned would they still be considered an ectomorph?

JonnyBoy12

Have any of you ever had a Nova Dreamer here?

I know we are not supposed to advertise goods here, but I am not with this company I am mentioning. I just have to tell you all about this Lucid Dream Induction machine. We can all dream for free, but...

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