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heathfield

Ouch!

It was at a cricket match at the Oval, with England versus the West Indies... The West Indies fast bowler sent a really viscious bumper toward the English batsman. The batsman let out a loud scream,...
16:32 Wed 21st Feb 20071 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 00:17 Sun 07th Oct 2007
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Clanad

Philosophically Speaking

The Company Commander and the First Sergeant were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the First Sergeant said, "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?" The CO said, "I see...
18:03 Tue 27th Feb 20071 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 00:02 Sun 07th Oct 2007
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Yorkie580

Men and women

If a man says something, and there are no women around to hear him, is he still wrong??
11:49 Thu 01st Mar 20074 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 23:55 Sat 06th Oct 2007
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MacGuffin

Ever Wonder ....

Why the sun lightens your hair, but darkens your skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins Lottery" ? Why is abbreviated such a...
14:53 Tue 27th Mar 200710 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:57 Sat 06th Oct 2007
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Janner2

Space Travel

I was in Tesco when someone knocked a pile of chocolate bars off the shelf and my cousin Charlie trod on them. Can he now claim to have been the first man to set foot on Mars?
16:30 Mon 02nd Apr 20071 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 22:36 Sat 06th Oct 2007
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topogigo

if you insist!

She offered her honour, He honoured her offer, and all night long it was offer and honour!
21:29 Wed 11th Apr 200714 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 23:11 Fri 05th Oct 2007
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brian j john

racehorses

"one one " was a racehorse "two two" was one too "one one" won one race "two two" won one too . do you like that TOPOGIGO
23:34 Mon 16th Apr 20077 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 23:03 Fri 05th Oct 2007
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bluevern

drowning

a man drowned in a bowl of musili thismorning,,,,,,,a strong current pulled him in,,,,,,,, man walks into the butchers and bet him he could not reach the meat on the top shelf,,,the butcher said...
00:28 Thu 05th Jul 20075 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:25 Fri 05th Oct 2007
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bimbim

Real sick joke!

2 piles of sick walking down the road - one points across the road & says 'that's where I was brought up'
15:56 Fri 05th Oct 20074 answers, last by osprey88 14:26 Sat 13th Oct 2007
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wizard69

i slept like a log last night

I woke up in the fireplace
15:41 Mon 07th May 20074 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 12:47 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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legend759

invisible mending

i saw an advert in the paperv for invisible mending.it made me wonder.when they mend something invisibly,how can they tell if theyve done a good job if the mend is invisible?
02:46 Tue 12th Jun 20074 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:41 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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Skreecheeboy

What's the difference

What's the difference between a rabbit and a hare? > > > > > > > >Have you ever seen a pubic rabbit?
16:52 Fri 15th Jun 20076 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:34 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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topogigo

lack of understanding

7/5 of all people do not understand fractions!
11:02 Wed 20th Jun 20073 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:25 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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carrust

Riddle

If a centipede a pint, how much did the precipice?
23:11 Thu 21st Jun 20072 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:21 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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dilligaf

Another car bomb.

The Met Police found a car bomb outside Finsbury Park Mosque. Luckily they were able to push it inside before it went off.
16:33 Fri 06th Jul 20072 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 10:46 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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smudge

The Drunk.....

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a...
22:09 Fri 13th Jul 20075 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 10:35 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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10ClarionSt

Daftest street name?

This is hardly a joke but I was wondering what the daftest street name is that you've seen? When I was in Florida, we were driving to Cocoa Beach and the road we were on is called North Banana River...
21:35 Tue 24th Jul 200726 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 01:16 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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carrust

Employment jokes.

I wanted to be a baker, but they didn't have a roll for me. I wanted to be a printer, but I was afraid of being typecast. I wanted to be a plumber, but it was just a pipe dream. Any more?????
21:42 Fri 27th Jul 200716 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 01:13 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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carrust

Book jokes.

Broken windows...by Eva Brick. Unsuccessful lion taming...by Claude Balls. I used to know loads of these....Any more???
14:46 Sun 05th Aug 200722 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 00:54 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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spaced

Fat Bird

How do you get a fat bird into bed? Peace of cake!
14:51 Thu 23rd Aug 20073 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 00:22 Thu 04th Oct 2007

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