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marval | 13:47 Sun 26th May 2013 | Jokes
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French authorities have discovered that it is not the real Mona Lisa displayed in the Louvre.
It's just a painting of her.


I've discovered the secret of life.
Breathing.


The rulers of the Ottoman Empire must have had plenty of places to put their feet up.


I was at a very awkward party last night in an Igloo.
I tried to break the ice, but it just made things worse.


My friend said he's going to set a new standard in pubs by opening one on the top of a mountain.
Personally, I think he's raised the bar too high.


My sister has just been sacked from the jigsaw factory. She's in pieces.


Return flights.
They take me back.


Herbal medicine.
Because thyme heals all wounds.


I love all the different words Americans use for things, but frosting is the icing on the cake


I've been trying to buy a deaf sheepdog for 18 months now, and finally I managed to purchase one today.
They're very hard to come by.


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Herbal medicine. Because thyme heals all wounds. What a wise Sage you are, marval.
13:50 Sun 26th May 2013
Herbal medicine.
Because thyme heals all wounds.


What a wise Sage you are, marval.

brilliant collection, marval

particularly like the ottoman one
All excellent jokes. LOL. Best yet marval.
The AnswerBank comedian.
Haha, very good.
I considered removing my herb garden to make way for other plants. I decided against it as it would be a waste of thyme!
LOL at the igloo one
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Snap headwreck!
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