When You Come Home From Holiday You Do Not Want To Find

Barmaid | 17:52 Sun 03rd Nov 2013 | ChatterBank

21 Answers

a cat with an injured leg (£47 later + cage rest.....)
a massive red mite infestation in your hen house (all day spent steam cleaning, disinfecting etc)
some **** has vandalised your car (CCTV for last 2 weeks is proving incredibly boring)
211 emails in your inbox

Next time I decide to sod off to Italy, someone take me out and shoot me.

That Could Have Gone Better.

Please Would Someone Tell Me

Answers

21 to 21 of 21

First Previous 1 2

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by Barmaid. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.

JonnyBoy12

Let me stay in your home as a house-sitter. I would do it for free for a fellow ABer. It would be like a little holiday for me as I do not know your house.

I am being serious by the way.

21 to 21 of 21

First Previous 1 2

Do you know the answer?