Sad news.. At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath... He tried in vain to attract attention but...
My mate hates his surname, Potato. Although not as much as his wife, Jackie does. Went for a job as a potato packer.. Ended up getting the sack. Keep your jacket potatoes wrapped in tin foil at home....
My wife tripped and spilled the laundry basket all over the floor. I watched it all unfold. a little bit later The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level. To help her, I've...
I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...
He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"
I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"...
My wife spent an hour and a half getting ready to go out last night. Finally the bathroom door opened and she said,
"Do l look fat in this?" I said, "Yes, but to be fair it is a small bathroom."...
I got pulled over by a policeman last night on my drive home.
He said 'This is a spot check'
I said I've got 2 blackheads on my nose and a boil on my bum!!...
