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Voltage | 14:17 Wed 18th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I got pulled over by a policeman last night on my drive home.

He said 'This is a spot check'

I said I've got 2 blackheads on my nose and a boil on my bum!!
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..and a soft spot for a bottle of stella
14:20 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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ooohhh yes
14:23 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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he just found your other spot then volty..
14:24 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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un-opened of course ;-)
14:27 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Did he offer to lance your bum - i mean, the boil on your bum ?
17:15 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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i said no thx orifice....erm officer ;-)
17:28 Wed 18th Apr 2018

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