we have just had our bedroom decorated and my young cat has taken to peeing on our brand new carpet even tho she is an outdoor cat and she also has a litter tray downstairs . Why is she doin this????
Just wondering what the worst prezzie you've ever got for christmas is & if you told the person you didnt like it or just grinned stupidly & said thanks! For our 1st xmas together my hubby bought me...
hi, i have a nephew at the age of five, witch is assumed to have pda autism, this is a serious matter and i dont want to hear any jokes about it, my sister wants to now how to control him, as she has...
haysi's thread on wrapping has got me thinking. How do you open your presents? Do you do it slowly taking time and care or do you just rip into it as quickly as possible?
hi, i have a nephew at the age of five, witch is assumed to have pda autism, this is a serious matter and i dont want to hear any jokes about it, my sister wants to now how to control him, as she has...
I am sitting with a mountain of gifts, and a variety of paper and bags - all colour co-ordinated of course! It seems that we spend a fortune on wrapping paper and trimmings and for what? It goes in...
how do i wire a double socket ? the wiring is already in place from the mains, it used to be for the old water cylinder switch which has been removed. the cable is grey in colour.
on here now weeal and funnygirls up mentioning the C word Perhaps I was wrong and you are not all dead on here. How many more questions can I post before I get banned.
Simon goes on Stars In Their Eyes, Matthew Kelly notes he is in a wheelchair, and asks "What happened" Simon replies "I was in a car crash with my uncle who died, and i had to have both my legs...
watched a bit of him on paul o'grady today, and the more i see of him the more camper he gets and isnt he putting on a lot of weight, michael ball i mean not paul!
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a...
Before passing sentence a judge asks the defendant if he had anything to say. "F**k all!" came the reply. Being a bit deaf the judge leans forward and asks the Clerk of the Court what the defendant...
Fat bird in a bar says to a bloke, 'If you can guess my weight you a sh@g me.' The bloke says, 'About 93 stone, you fat ugly cow.' She says, ' That's close enough, you lucky b@stard.'
If your friend paid and brought back a prostitute to a hotel room where you are staying and then he passed out and as the prostitute was already paid for you slept with her. Does it count? i.e. if...
I've just received an email from a friend. It reads:- If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call....
Maybe I'm a bit strange but would it be a nice idea perhaps next year at Christmas we all, as a nation agreed to only give presents to the children and instead of gifts to adults we all gave something...
No this is not just another waste of time. I have fallen in love with another ABer. I have offered marriage, so far though the best I have got is ' Sod off you creep ' (this is all on MSN, can prove)....
