The worst prezzie you've ever got!

[pingu97]

Just wondering what the worst prezzie you've ever got for christmas is & if you told the person you didnt like it or just grinned stupidly & said thanks!
For our 1st xmas together my hubby bought me some massive ( i mean huge) thick gold hoop earrings, im not a blingy person & they were hiddeous, we both had to work (at the same place) on xmas day so i had to wear them & by the end my ears were gunking & green & as i took one out it snapped in half! we laugh about it now & he still swears he paid 50 quid for them from the jewellers, either he's a fibber or he was a mug!

[cazzz1975]

lol, gotta love those bros dance moves and "ruuu errss"

[helliebobs]

bob would you like me to lock you in there?
cazzz, I don't know why you're complaining, Supergran was awesome, top Saturday teatime viewing that was :)

[pingu97]

My grandad is awful for prezzies he always says he wont give me or my mum money as we'll spend it on booze & fags, yet every year for the past 5 years he's bought me & my hubby 20 fags each & my mum a bottle of JD!

[pussnboots]

When I was about 12/13 years old I started to get interested in making my own clothes. My aunty bought me a dress length of brown crimpelene and a bobbin of brown cotton. I was bob smacked and found it hard to hide my disappointment.

[velvet lady]

bob smacked?!!! he he xxx did bob cry?

[pingu97]

but did you actually make anything out of it or chuck it in the bin!

[bobtheturkey]

id like to die smothered in waterstone books bobs

[cazzz1975]

I couldnt get past her name "gundrun urn?" or something, then the unrealistic story lines, I much preferred the gritty chavness of grange hill

[helliebobs]

bob that sounds really perverted you know :)

[saxy_jag]

I don't think I've ever had a really bad prezzie, but a single, twenty-something friend at work once received a box of biscuits from Secret Santa.

Knowing who was going to be buying her present, and knowing he was likely to get something boring, a couple of the others clubbed together and bought her a chocolate willy from an Ann Summers party.

The following year, I drew her name from the Secret Santa hat. Somehow she found out and begged me, please, whatever I bought, please could it be something other than box of biscuits and a chocolate c__k.

I ended up buying her a pair of those big fluffy slippers in the shape of cockerels' heads and a packet of chocolate digestives - all wrapped up in a large biscuit box! So in the end, she ended up with a box of c__ks and a chocolate biscuit.

We're still friends. She loved it.

[bobtheturkey]

im going into tomorow i cant keep away any longer, the girl at the counter keeps staring at me i bet she thinks i want to buy an improve your sex life book but cant pluck up courage to buy it

[helliebobs]

You should stop lurking in the Self Help section then bob, and hang around in Erotic Fiction :)
You do realise that now you've said that I'm going to have to go into my local? I'll have to get off the bus and run all the way up the high street to make it before it closes :)

[helliebobs]

bob you should stop lurking in the Self Help section then :)
Now that you've said you're going I'm going to have to go too - I'll have to run all the way up the high street to make it before it closes :)

[Aprilis]

saxy_jag, that creased me up! That's just the sort of thing Mr. A would do.

My worst ever present was also a secret Santa one. It was the ugliest, cheapest, little pottery owl you have ever seen. Yes...I know owls are lovely, but you haven't seen the one I'm talking about, it was hideous. Usually I'd just feel that it's the thought that counts but I am not sure I like the idea of what they must have been thinking when they gave that to me!

[perigra]

a wedding ring.

[topogigo]

My friend who is a multi millionaire gave his grandson a packet of seeds for xmas, i pi55ed my self when i heard about it. He is an ungrateful pratt usually, i don't know if it taught him a lesson but it made me laugh.