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Here in Michigan. By 5.10 my ladyfriend will be walking in from work. She will have a pot roast and some soup i have made for supper and some horizontal refreshment if i am lucky. Hard life innit?
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That leggo needs a hormone injection? Ginger!?!%! Surely it would be so, down below,eugh! T'would be like getting intimate with a gerbil!!
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two...
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or more than enough of them at least, apparently comfortable with ridiculing men about the size of their manhood. The brother of a girl that was one of my tenants, has hung himself thanks to the...
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Malcolm from next door used it thinking it was toothpaste again.
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The KY jelly? I am sure i put it in the bathroom.
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They don't have boxing day in the US? I mean, what are they thinking of? They will be getting rid of Sundays next! We have got into a bit of a routine with boxing day here, after all it is the feast...
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I made nothing up, it is quite true that this happened, as she said it did. The fact that she did not seem to think it was a shameful thing to admit was obviously because she hadn't encountered a...
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Used to work in the laundry of a monastery, he was good at his job but he did have some filthy habits.
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Was murdered last night in Cannock Staffs. He was our decorator, i spent most of last year and this year working with him, we became good friends. He was deliberately run over by this animal that just...
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My mate was telling me his email address, he said (Name changed) "Brian Dot Roberts....." I butted in and said "Is that your middle name, Dorothy?" I thought it was funny anyhow.
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Do people keep answering these awful ***** that have offensive names? You know they do it because they are the uninteresting types that have no redeeming features and it is just attention seeking....
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A tube of no nails type stuff, made by Evo Stik who are market leaders in adhesives, so it wasn't a cheap gimicky thing, and it was called " Sticks like SH*T" Dear me, society is loosening up, can you...
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Was just about to announce that the Catholic church has decided to allow contraception, but he pulled out at the last minute.
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Was sitting doing his home work. I asked him what he was doing, he said he was trying to find the lowest common denominator. I said "Haven't they found that yet? They were trying to find that when i...
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My friend won a week in Barcelona for sending a chat up line to a Radio Station in the W Mids: "If i could rewrite the alphabet i would put U and I together" Groan
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Dumbest thing you have ever done? Let's be honest now!
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Swapped sex for food at my age, now i can't even get into my own pants!

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