My beloved in the US, makes salsa, bloody tons of it. She first of all cans, in a kind of kilner jar, stewed tomatoes and celery. Then after a few months she re cans it again with herbs etc.as Salsa....
By Mike and the Mechanics, sustained by Paul Carack, who i missed at the Robin Hood two earlier this year, who i think is brilliant, Just thought i would mention it.
Poly faceted people come from? Where do they buy their ski masks? What sort of a dilemma does it create for a polyfacet to be "Laughing on the other side of their face" as being advised by their dad...
Every so often the jokes on here get really bad, no, not just bad they are death by cringe bad. I remember the days of the bacon tree/ambush joke, but i thought things had moved on, sadly not. Come on...
Having just been to an area of the US full of cherry trees, i expected to find at least one elephant hiding up one of them. Sadly not, the disguise would appear to be perfect!
This may be of help to someone. Being the skinflint i am, i didn't want to pay 200 quid for a visa to go to the US. I was told, go to Canada, being British citizens you don't need a Visa. Well, if you...
Some nice people out there- lakitu, 888sally888 etc. Wished me well with my trip to the states to meet my internet girlfriend, for the first time may i add. Well, it went so well i can't believe it....
I recently asked the question " Does anyone want a sugar daddy?" That was if my internet relationship didn't work out when i eventually traveled to the states to see her. Well, i was obviously just...
I have decided, should my forthcoming and perilous, transatlantic relationship not evolve, offer myself as a sugar daddy. I am a really good looking 49 yr old, my own house, car and American camper. I...
With the obvious few exceptions, most notable goldiggers are women, boobs and no brains. My friend C, has money, nice chap, wants an honest relationship. He is inundated with women just after his...
That PMS stands for "Punish Men Severely!", or "Permanent Mood Swings!" or even "Perpetual Marital Strife!" I know, believe. Married for 21 years, i had 5.25 years of those weeks, minus two 9 month...
Yeah right, i will qualify that statement in a few weeks. Thing is, on the 26th i am off to the states to stay with my internet girlfriend. We have become extremely close to be truthful and although...
How come, and i have checked this out, women can if necessary, use mens toilets when they are pushed without particular fuss, but if a man attempts to use the ladies whilst there are ladies in there,...
Or the Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, ever heard of them? I love them, what a good time band if i ever saw one. I came across them when my son was looking for The Baby Elephant walk on the net and they...