I think this message is meant for me but the person (who I have fallen out with!) has annoyingly written it in Dutch! I have tried to put it in a translation site but I think there is some spelling...
Today I made myself a fresh juice drink, consisting of Beetroot, Carrots and Apple. Now, all day, my urine has been reddish in colour. Is this normal, does beetroot stain urine?
there are two small about a week and a half old chickens near my house and their mother who looked after them has disappeared and there are feathers everywhere so, its obvious whats happened. The...
This one made me snort cider all over my keyboard! Hope the link works.... http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completes tore/2008/3/31/iknowtimmyis128514670180781250. jpg
Were complete numptys and fell for some of the april fools stories ? Sarkosy getting extra height , penguins flying , alastair darling buying lottery ticket .And anyone who fell for the sotox on tv...
http://www.northantset.co.uk/news/Man-dubbed-B ritain39s-worst-driver.3933109.jp do you think he should have a re-test before he is allowed behind the wheel again??
My hubby is really struggling with trapped wind. He keeps trying to burp to bring it up but he can't shift it at all. Any suggestions on how to shift it would be gratefully received. Thanks Ali
Does, anybody know what i can do with my neighbours, every weekend they play their music. May i add, very loud bass music vibrating through the wall. All last night, until: 3:30 this morning, and its...
can anyone advise me of a smooth coffee for my new coffee machine the problem being so far every one iv bought has tasted similar to an ashtray its awfull and have all cost around ?2"ish" i dont mind...
Hi all. after talking too a guy off the internet for 3 years, we met in feb of this year and too keep it brief moved intogether straight away. i love him too bits, but im going out of my mind with...
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."...
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars...
A husband and wife are in bed for the night. The wife turns on her side ready to sleep, and the husband turns his bedside lamp on to read a book. As he is reading he slides his hand down her back,...
Yesterday my 32 month old son smeered the red wax from a baby bell cheese all over the screen of my new Hitachi 42 LCD tv . HELP ! I can not get it off when cold I am worried the soft plasic screen...
One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a gynecologist...
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she...
A group of girlfriends are on holiday when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a...
