Has anyone applied for a UK passport recently, and if so, what are the chances of receiving the new style navy blue passport as opposed to the old style European Union (burgundy coloured) passport....
I have a friend who is returning to England after 15 years working and living in Thailand. He is bringing his wife and son with him. His son speaks only Thai so will have to learn English. Can anybody...
An old man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he strips off and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blond walks by and the old man immediately get an erection. The woman...
Man goes to the doctors for the results of his blood test. Doctor, "I think you had better sit down. We've had the results back and I'm afraid you have a disease so rare that we in the medical...
A rather attractive woman gestures alluringly to the maitre d' of an upmarket restaurant. The maitre d' comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals with her finger that he should...
A husband and wife are in bed for the night. The wife turns on her side ready to sleep, and the husband turns his bedside lamp on to read a book. As he is reading he slides his hand down her back,...
There was a fish, and the fish was watching a fly. The fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump out of the water and eat the fly. There was a bear on the shore. He wanted the fly to...
Australian National Talk Radio Station: This is suppose to have actually occured, (Said with an Australian accent) Australian D.J. "G'Day listeners, what we're gunna be talking about today is unusual...
A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Not aware that her 9 year-old son is hiding in the wardrobe. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the...
An Englishman is sitting outside a cafe in Paris having breakfast (Coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the...
A farmer takes his wife to the cattle auctions. They start by walking down the aisle with the bulls. They come to the first bull and a sign on his pen states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The...
A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining, so he put his arm out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He immediately put his head out of the window and...
I finally threw myself into my New Years resolution this morning. I went to the gym, and there was a new machine there. I only used it for about an hour because I started to feel sick. It was good...
A couple of women were playing golf on a sunny Sunday morning. The first of the women teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. Yes...
It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese." The First...
A man who hasn't a penny to his name finds a pound on the pavement. He goes into a pub, buys half pint lager and puts the 10p change in a fruit machine and wins the ?100 jackpot. His best mate walks...
