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False advertising

If I were to run a series of events and advertised that someone attending every event being involved could win a 18ct gold watch for free and at the end of the series I gave away a gold plated watch,...
21:04 Wed 16th May 201213 answers, last by EDDIE51 08:23 Fri 18th May 2012
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Slander

On a forum that I use, I asked a question about an event that was being discussed. The thread starter is the promotor of the event and a moderator on the forum. He replied to my question with remarks...
16:54 Fri 10th Jun 201112 answers, last by pink-kittens 11:02 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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Free Beer and Alcohol Licence

If I were to hold an event such as a darts match and charged £20 to enter, and then provided a "free" bar. Would I need an alcohol licence?
21:43 Wed 13th Apr 201114 answers, last by EDDIE51 00:22 Fri 15th Apr 2011
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Mac OS

My niece has a Apple Mac laptop. It is running on Mac OS 10.5.1 and she is trying to update the OS to 10.5.8 but it stops installing at about 10%. Any ideas ?
03:50 Fri 01st Jan 2010
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Mac OS

My niece has a Apple Mac laptop. It is running on Mac OS 10.5.1 and she is trying to update the OS to 10.5.8 but it stops installing at about 10%. Any ideas ?
03:46 Fri 01st Jan 20103 answers, last by Leachy10 01:40 Sun 03rd Jan 2010
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Black fly Cherry tree

I've got black fly on a new cherry tree. Can any one help?
00:43 Mon 25th May 20092 answers, last by Leachy10 00:38 Wed 27th May 2009
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Santa feeling the crunch

A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father Christmas serving behind the counter. "Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing...
00:18 Thu 04th Dec 20081 answer, last by Francis Asis 12:50 Sat 13th Dec 2008
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Bank Robbery

I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and,...
00:15 Thu 04th Dec 20083 answers, last by Harry-Wragg 00:51 Thu 04th Dec 2008
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mfi

MFI are on the brink of collapse, much like the kitchen cupboards I got from them
00:04 Thu 04th Dec 20082 answers, last by DanFlo 14:07 Sat 06th Dec 2008
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Woolies

Just got an advent calendar from Woolworths. All the windows were boarded up
23:55 Wed 03rd Dec 20081 answer, last by Francis Asis 12:53 Sat 13th Dec 2008
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piggy

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
23:54 Wed 03rd Dec 20082 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 00:07 Fri 05th Dec 2008
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Look after the birds

Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a...
23:56 Mon 24th Nov 20081 answer, last by Parsfan 11:09 Wed 26th Nov 2008
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awkward times

I had sex with my hooker last night. I feel terrible, it's going to make the scrum very awkward.
23:34 Sun 23rd Nov 2008
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New work scheme

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in Britain, my work has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will...
23:30 Sun 23rd Nov 20081 answer, last by johny5 05:05 Sun 30th Nov 2008
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Kids Today

Studies show 1 in 5 British teens are unable to peel an orange... It's a good job they've all got knives then.
23:26 Sun 23rd Nov 20082 answers, last by johny5 05:06 Sun 30th Nov 2008
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German food

I went to a German Restaurant the other day. Not a pleasant experience. The starter was saurkraut, and it was bloody awful. But the wurst was yet to come.
23:25 Sun 23rd Nov 20081 answer, last by blackalbino 23:26 Sun 23rd Nov 2008
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Wanna Drink?

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," The guy replies, "What...
00:15 Tue 11th Nov 20082 answers, last by dustypuss 18:05 Mon 17th Nov 2008
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suicide bombers

Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over christmas,who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'. If one of them goes off,it could spell...
00:09 Tue 11th Nov 2008
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Traffic Cop

Visibility wasn't good the other day,when I got pulled over by a traffic cop doing 70mph. He said, "What would you do if Mr Fog came down suddenly?" "I would put Mr Foot on Mr Brake", I replied. "Let...
00:05 Tue 11th Nov 20081 answer, last by devil99 21:46 Tue 11th Nov 2008
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Mahatma Gandhi

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he...
23:29 Tue 21st Oct 20084 answers, last by cat murphy 19:59 Fri 20th Feb 2009

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