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Ladders

I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night. I never really got along with my real ladder.
20:43 Wed 23rd Apr 20083 answers, last by Whickerman 21:27 Mon 28th Apr 2008
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Benazir Bhutto

Apparently, it wasnt Benazir Bhutto who was assassinated, but her exact double she hired especially The comapny, being overjoyed with having such a high profile client, that they hav changed there...
20:41 Wed 23rd Apr 20081 answer, last by squarebear 09:54 Fri 25th Apr 2008
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I.D. Theft

My mate Sid was a victim of I.D.Theft Now we just call him S
22:52 Tue 22nd Apr 20083 answers, last by Jillius 23:21 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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Promotion

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.' And I...
20:29 Fri 15th Feb 20083 answers, last by Ian1 19:37 Wed 20th Feb 2008
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Infra Red

How can I check if an infra red remote control is working or sendind a signal
20:35 Wed 13th Feb 20089 answers, last by 4candles 18:20 Fri 15th Feb 2008
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Worms

In front of the congregation the minister high up in his pulpit produced two glasses. Into both he placed two worms. In one glass he poured water and into the other he poured whisky. In the water...
19:23 Wed 13th Feb 20081 answer, last by squarebear 10:51 Thu 14th Feb 2008
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the devil in church

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, the devil appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and...
19:19 Wed 13th Feb 2008
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Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse was disappointed when it was explained to her that she had won 5 Grammys and not 5 Grams.
23:55 Mon 11th Feb 2008
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Whats the time?

There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square. One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken,...
23:30 Sun 10th Feb 2008
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Girlie holiday

A group of girlfriends are on holiday when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a...
20:49 Sun 10th Feb 20082 answers, last by velvet lady 09:52 Sat 16th Feb 2008
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Chav

What is a chavs favourite greeting card? Happy 25th Birthday grandma
20:34 Sat 09th Feb 2008
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Paddy

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she...
22:49 Fri 08th Feb 20083 answers, last by velvet lady 09:54 Sat 16th Feb 2008
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Drugs

Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I'll let you two off. Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their...
19:26 Fri 08th Feb 2008
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Skoda

Just crashed my new Skoda!! Chocolate,Jam and sponge everywhere!!!!
19:19 Fri 08th Feb 20085 answers, last by mattie 15:32 Mon 11th Feb 2008
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Blonds

Two tourists driving through Wales. At Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybaarcudprindangogof they stop for lunch and one tourist asks the waitress, "Before we order, can you settle an argument for us? Would...
19:15 Fri 08th Feb 20081 answer, last by squarebear 22:39 Sat 09th Feb 2008
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Lawyers

A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The director called him, hoping to get a contribution. "Our research shows that out of a...
19:33 Thu 07th Feb 20081 answer, last by squarebear 09:27 Fri 08th Feb 2008
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in rememberance

A man was very sick and his son went to visit him in the hospital. He walked upto his bed, Suddenly the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of...
19:02 Wed 06th Feb 20081 answer, last by smudge 16:36 Thu 07th Feb 2008
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Smart Women?

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
20:11 Mon 04th Feb 2008

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