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Life at a crossroads?

My girlfriend said she wanted to have a serious talk to me about our relationship. We had a nice meal and some wine and then she started. "I think we need to decide in what direction our relationship...
20:09 Mon 04th Feb 20081 answer, last by squarebear 09:53 Tue 05th Feb 2008
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water

According to Oxfam one pound a month can provide enough water for a village in Tanzania . So why do Thames Water charge me 50 pounds a month for my 3 bed semi?
20:41 Tue 29th Jan 20084 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:29 Wed 06th Feb 2008
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White spirit

A man dressed in a painters overalls walks into a hardware store and asks for a bottle of white spirit. The proprietor looks at him. "No. You're that alcoholic bum who used to always hang around the...
15:42 Sun 27th Jan 20081 answer, last by spaced 15:46 Tue 29th Jan 2008
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Men

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at...
21:01 Wed 23rd Jan 20082 answers, last by dustypuss 21:04 Thu 24th Jan 2008
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Best Dads

Three kids in a playground talking about their dads and how great they are. The first one says, "My dad is the fastest man in the world, he can outrun a tiger." The second says, "Mine can outrun a...
20:57 Wed 23rd Jan 20081 answer, last by dove 20:59 Wed 23rd Jan 2008
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Lorry crash

A lorry carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed on the M1 yesterday, shedding it's load across the carriageway. Onlookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, shocked,...
00:30 Wed 23rd Jan 20082 answers, last by Ian1 00:05 Sun 27th Jan 2008
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Stella works wonders

Husband and wife go shopping in Tesco's, the man picks up a crate of stella and sticks them into the trolley "what do you think your doing?" asks the wife, "they're on offer, only ?10 for 12 cans",...
22:56 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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New hospital wing

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists...
20:53 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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Doh

Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pickemup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey," says the lone hunter, "I don't want to tell you how to do...
00:09 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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Ok Hofficer

A man is driving rather erratically down a road. A police officer stops him. The officer says,"would you mind blowing into this breatheliser for me please sir". The man says 'I'm ashmatic, I can't do...
00:08 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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can you help

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two Englishmen just stare at him....
22:17 Sat 12th Jan 20085 answers, last by LucianaScott 11:23 Thu 17th Jan 2008
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Divorce

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have...
21:29 Sun 06th Jan 2008
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desert island

A man wakes up on a deserted island only to find that the sun, sand and sea are all purple. He cried: "Oh no, I've been marooned!"
21:23 Sun 06th Jan 2008
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Perfect

Once upon a time, at a perfect Christmas party, there was a perfect meeting between a perfect man and a perfect woman. They went on a perfect date, and after a perfect courtship, they celebrated a...
22:32 Sat 05th Jan 2008
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Dinner?

I tried to cook an African casserole for dinner last night using Hyena meat and oxo cubes. It didn't turn out well and just made myself a laughing stock.
01:29 Sat 05th Jan 2008
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its cold

It was so cold this morning I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets!
20:49 Fri 04th Jan 2008
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Todays News

An Irish farmer today blocked vets from entering his farm to cull his cattle suspected to have bluetongue. Farmer O'Donnell said "none of his cows have mobile phone's so how can they have bluetongue?"
21:43 Thu 11th Oct 20072 answers, last by velvet lady 21:52 Sat 13th Oct 2007
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data protection

I am about to give notice to my employer. What infomation are they allowed to keep about me and howlong can they keep it? can I ask to see it destroyed in my presence. I have no trust in my present...
20:03 Wed 21st Mar 20072 answers, last by Leachy10 18:06 Fri 23rd Mar 2007
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Data protection

I am about to give notice to my employer. What infomation are they allowed to keep about me and howlong can they keep it? can I ask to see it destroyed in my presence. I have no trust in my present...
19:59 Tue 20th Mar 2007

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