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Skintight Jeans

I was having a pint at the bar when a stunning girl came in. She was wearing the most amazing figure hugging jeans, that looked as if they must have been sprayed on. I asked her "how on earth do you...

Caran

Bare Bones

Help please. 22a. Propulsion method that's found in the head, we hear. ????L! Is it SKULL? 22d? Wilt, as backing goes, initially. It's it SAG? 20d. Knowledgeable fellow is in good shape, ???F Thanks...

Canary42

The Deeper The Pound And The Ftse Sink . . . .

. . . the deeper the brexstriches bury their heads in the ground.

redglenys

Rt 33

2d stopping crazy bear getting monarch out of bed (8,2) 9a help a soldier. to secure a city 2,4) elizabeth Nino? 12a was a Dahl is an aberration for tv presenter? (5,7)David 20a Hanger-on ran cable...

Jaimsieboy

Funday Puzzler

33 Down - Over-indulged (6) ?p???t 46 Across - Criticise harshly and publicly (7) ???l?r? 112 Across - Gossiping spitefully (8) B?t?h?n?...

ynsahavma

Dermacort Serum - Get Smooth & Beautiful Skin

week, if you do not do it enough you will Dermacort Serum not remove enough skin cells to get to the good skin. Doing this can give your face a more glowing and will also reduce oil and dirt in your...

Maydup

Driver Awareness Course

I have receive a speeding notice today, 37 mph in 30 limit and offered opportunity to attend drivers awareness course, which I thought I would opt for. Sadly we were on holiday at the time and if I...

ichkeria

Should Boris Johnson Call A Snap General Election?

?? Why (not)?...

charity-baker47

Linkword

what word can go after Music and before Mark

Jordyboy9

A Lottery?/

IS it really a lottery in regards to health care? reason for asking is after reading nailits post regarding his mums care or lack of it i can honestly say that the care given to my wife in edinburgh...

spathiphyllum

Messed Up

It's messed up that we live in a country where it's easier to get a house by not working, having a few kids and not putting the dad on the birth certificate than to work honestly with your partner and...

BANANASPLITS

A Blind Man Went To A Restaurant.

A blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir?" Asked the owner. "I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it & order." The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork...

probo

Rt6

TV judge

Jaimsieboy

Funday Puzzler

30 Down - Hard to see (5) F?i?? 52 Across - Make very upset (8) D?s?r?s?...

mightyquin

Help Please Checking One, Thanks

8D Extend the validity of (a licence) (5) ?E?E?

melv16

Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman And Irishman.

Were captured spying in Russia and were to be executed. They were asked for their last wishes. The Scotsman wanted a 1,000 piece piping band. The Welshman wanted a 1,000 piece male voice choir. I'll...

joggerjayne

Lewis Hamilton - An Apology

A few days ago I criticised Lewis Hamilton for having a contemptuous attitude towards Britain and the rest of we Brits. I now realise that I was wrong. Lewis H now says that Stevenage (the town where...