‘Twas the middle of September And all over wales People were driving As slowly as snails. “They must go no faster Than twenty”, they said, Whoever made this up Ain’t right in the head. “It’s quite... ...
Paddy tells Seamus he's going away for a week on holiday, and ,Seamus says to him "Good, can you be pal and bring me back 200 cigarettes", and Paddy says he will do that for him. When they meet up... ...
Jack takes his friend, Tom to show his newly constructed Bungalow. Reaching main gate: Jack: "this flower garden has awesome flowers imported from different corners of the world". Tom: " Wow!!! " They... ...
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy... ...
A frantic blonde woman calls out a May day. "Mt pilot has had a heart attack and is dead. I don't know how to fly this thing." She hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is air traffic control, I... ...
There was a bit of confusion in the off-licence last night. When I was ready to pay for my whisky, the young lady check-out assistant said to me, 'Strip down facing me.' I did just as she had... ...
Paddy's wife gave birth to triplets. "How in God's name did that happen?" says Paddy. "Remember that night when I was very dry and we had no Vaseline and we had to use 3 in 1 oil?" "BeJaysus," says... ...
A lorry carrying incontinence pants has shed its load on the motorway. Police are warning of long delays due to rubberknickers! ___ She leaned over the kitchen table and squealed, "Smack that bottom.... ...
I was talking with my mother-in-law about our daughter's picky eating habits. "She refuses to eat fish," I told her. "Any recommendations for a replacement?" She thought a moment, then answered,... ...
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used... ...