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Need To Know

You need to know these: Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says...
13:55 Tue 05th Sep 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 14:00 Tue 05th Sep 2023
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The New Mirror

Old Seamus and his wife lived in a cottage in a remote part of Ireland, with no mod cons, no electricity, phones or mains water. One day the postman called and left a parcel for the couple. Seamus...
06:32 Tue 05th Sep 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:21 Tue 05th Sep 2023
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There's More

They are finally making Fly Fishing by J.R. Hartley into a movie. The cast is brilliant… ___ My wife and I always fight over the right way to hang the toilet paper roll. So our therapist suggested we...
11:41 Mon 04th Sep 20231 answer, last by Tubbycoates 23:09 Mon 04th Sep 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm tonight. It only takes about 20 minutes and there's nothing to pay or download. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:33 Sun 03rd Sep 2023
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There's More

Boarding the aircraft for the first time, Judy settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and find another...
14:26 Sun 03rd Sep 2023
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Pacemaker

A mate of mine has a pacemaker fitted. One day when he was walking in the park the device failed and he was in a bad way. Just by chance a Japanese man came to the scene, saw what had happened, and...
07:19 Sun 03rd Sep 20231 answer, last by DTCwordfan 07:42 Sun 03rd Sep 2023
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There's More

A loud knock came to my door last night, and when I opened it, there were two policemen standing there. With that tone that only the cops use, one asked me "Where were you between 5 and 7?" I replied,...
11:08 Sat 02nd Sep 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:10 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Courting Couple

Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said 'how does the male know when the female is ready for sex'? I replied he can smell she is ready thats how nature works! We...
15:06 Fri 01st Sep 20232 answers, last by RebeccaSJ 05:26 Sun 29th Oct 2023
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Sandwich

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out from it. He phones the police and says: "Bejesus, I've just found a sandwich that looks like a bomb." The operator asks: "Is it tickin'" Paddy...
12:30 Fri 01st Sep 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:32 Fri 01st Sep 2023
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Some Quickies

How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work "I have a split personality," said Tom, being...
11:55 Fri 01st Sep 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:26 Fri 01st Sep 2023
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The Nun

A nun went into an off licence and asked for a bottle of whiskey. "Whiskey?" the assistant asked. "I thought nuns didn't drink." "We don't" the nun replied. "This is for Mother superior's...
13:54 Thu 31st Aug 20231 answer, last by piggynose 14:00 Thu 31st Aug 2023
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And There's More

i decided to form a band called the 999 Megabytes... We haven't had a Gig yet. ___ "Your underwear is much too tight and revealing," I said to my wife. She replied, "Wear your own then." ___ My boss...
11:57 Thu 31st Aug 20235 answers, last by William51 12:12 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Revenge Of An Ex Wife

Revenge of an Ex-wife .. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat...
12:31 Wed 30th Aug 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 18:29 Wed 30th Aug 2023
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Robin Hood

A teacher asked her class, "Does anyone know the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?" Little Paddy raises his hand and says: "Yes miss it was Tudy Glen." "No Paddy, her name was Maid Marion." "But miss...
11:14 Wed 30th Aug 20231 answer, last by dustypuss 21:00 Wed 30th Aug 2023
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New Pet

An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop, she went. She searched, and nothing seemed to catch her interest except this one ugly...
10:02 Wed 30th Aug 2023
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Council Complaints

These are genuine clips from council complaint letters. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole...
15:15 Mon 28th Aug 20231 answer, last by zebo 13:33 Tue 29th Aug 2023
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And There's More

My doctor told me to soak my feet in vinegar. All it gave me was pickled bunions. ___ Sad news. Today we lost the inventor of the protractor. He's with the angles now. ___ The teacher asked my friend...
09:13 Mon 28th Aug 20233 answers, last by William51 12:45 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Signs

A sign in a shoe repair store, "We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!" At an Eye Clinic: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”; On a...
06:54 Mon 28th Aug 20233 answers, last by William51 12:49 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Lin for QUIZ of the week starting at 6pm tonight https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:30 Sun 27th Aug 20231 answer, last by JimF 17:35 Sun 27th Aug 2023

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