I was in line for the ATM, I overheard: [Person 1]: Blimey, I don't get it.. [Person 2]: What's wrong? [Person 1]: My card wont work. [Person 2]: Did anything... ...
Little Johnny had finished his summer holiday and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with... ...
A bloke was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his Doctor. "Well... ...
Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, "Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women" The ladies were convinced and walked in. On the first floor a sign... ...
I recently spent £6,500 on my Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he... ...
Anthony Albanese the chirpy Australian Prime Minister, flies to England for a meeting with the king. Over a cup of tea, Albanese brings up his grand new plans for his country.
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called the head waiter to his table. "I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard... ...
Two Irish men, Mick and Paddy are having a drink and watching the football at Mick's house. At full time Paddy gets up to go home but notices it's bouncing down with rain outside. "Stay the night... ...
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I'm reaching out on behalf of a mate of mine who needs some help. His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back he handed her some... ...
"You know, I think everyone should divide their worldly goods with the other fellow," said an office worker to another. "That's a good idea. If you had two thousand pounds would you give me... ...