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A Few More

Unfortunate news just in from the West Midlands, A mammoth food mixer has reportedly gone out of control at a food processing plant in Walsall,... the entire factory has now gone into liquidation! ___...
14:09 Mon 11th Sep 2023
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And There's More

Police have raided a factory producing thousands of counterfeit Kipling products. A Police spokesman said " They're exceedingly good fakes" ___ Apparently somebody telephoned B&Q and said they wanted...
11:00 Mon 11th Sep 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:02 Mon 11th Sep 2023
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At The Airport

A mother of a naughty triplet children in a ticket line on Airport counter was unable to control and keep them together close to her. Finally, it was her turn to check in at ticket counter. The Clerk...
10:44 Mon 11th Sep 20231 answer, last by dustypuss 10:54 Mon 11th Sep 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 6pm this evening. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:58 Sun 10th Sep 2023
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Taxi

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?" I said, "Not at all." He said, "Kiss?" I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel after,"...
14:30 Sun 10th Sep 20235 answers, last by Canary42 21:40 Sun 10th Sep 2023
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On A Bus

There was a boy on the bus, and he yelled out annoying phrases like "If my mum was a girl bear, and my dad was a boy bear I would be a little bear, if my mum was a girl horse, and my dad were a boy...
11:58 Sun 10th Sep 2023
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And There's More

After his long court case with the Inland Revenue, Ken Dodd is reported to have said, "I didn't think it applied to me - I live by the seaside." ___ Google has to be a woman. It starts suggesting...
19:25 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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E Mail

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell...
14:57 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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Military Computer

Military leaders succeed in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. They are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into...
14:26 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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A Lapse

An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the gents toilet, then walked out through the bar. It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his...
12:47 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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Heatwave

Well it's so hot, I opened all the windows. In came 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 Daddy Longlegs, 50 moths, 4 dragons and 12 Jehova's witnesses.
14:15 Fri 08th Sep 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 18:06 Fri 08th Sep 2023
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Cows

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cows produce? Farmer: which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2...
15:55 Thu 07th Sep 20233 answers, last by elliemay1 16:34 Thu 07th Sep 2023
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Solicitor

A London Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took...
14:11 Thu 07th Sep 20239 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:31 Thu 07th Sep 2023
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There's More

My wife knows nothing about football. Asked her if she rated George Best and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle! ___ I was livid when my 12 year-old son told me his teacher says l'm a bad parent....
11:18 Thu 07th Sep 2023
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Joining The Church

A young couple wanted to join the Catholic Church and went to see a Priest about what they needed to do. He told them there were some classes they needed to take for a few weeks then would have a time...
18:23 Wed 06th Sep 2023
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There's More

Paediatricians often lose their temper as they have little patients. ___ Seems that it has been proven that if you exercise for an hour a day you would live seven years longer. The only problem is...
12:27 Wed 06th Sep 2023
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A Few More

In an interview the boss asked me “Do you have any experience?” I told him “Yes, this is my 20th interview.” ___ The Admiral was visiting one of his ships: When having tea he noticed that every...
12:17 Wed 06th Sep 2023
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Grammar

A woman is worried about an old widow who lives in the house next door. She hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days, so she tells her son: “I want you to go next door and see how old Mrs...
16:30 Tue 05th Sep 2023
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Need To Know

You need to know these: Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says...
13:55 Tue 05th Sep 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 14:00 Tue 05th Sep 2023
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The New Mirror

Old Seamus and his wife lived in a cottage in a remote part of Ireland, with no mod cons, no electricity, phones or mains water. One day the postman called and left a parcel for the couple. Seamus...
06:32 Tue 05th Sep 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:21 Tue 05th Sep 2023

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