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Licence Application

A Polish immigrant went to the Post office to apply for a driver's licence. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C...
15:55 Thu 07th Jan 20215 answers, last by Hopkirk 00:50 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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The Final Word

The other day, my wife and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be...
10:39 Thu 07th Jan 20214 answers, last by Bazile 09:28 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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Marriage Contract

A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes. 'Darling, how I've missed you!' The husband extends his arms...
12:35 Wed 06th Jan 20212 answers, last by Canary42 01:22 Thu 07th Jan 2021
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Type Writer

They had been up in the attic together doing some cleaning. The kids uncovered an old manual typewriter and asked, 'Hey Mum, what's this?' 'Oh, that's an old typewriter,' she answered, thinking that...
17:21 Tue 05th Jan 20216 answers, last by Buenchico 17:40 Tue 05th Jan 2021
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God's Creation

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and then He rested. Then God created man, and then they both rested. Then God created woman, and since then neither God nor man has ever...
16:06 Tue 05th Jan 20211 answer, last by pixie374 16:10 Tue 05th Jan 2021
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710 Cap

A blonde woman walks into an auto parts store and the parts man asks how she is doing and what can he do for her. She replies, "Fine, I need a seven-ten cap for my car." The man asks," A seven-ten...
19:54 Mon 04th Jan 20218 answers, last by Stickybottle 10:50 Tue 05th Jan 2021
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Pulling A Sickie

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing the sick-leave provisions set out by their contract. One morning...
14:20 Mon 04th Jan 2021
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House Sale

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in an estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made...
10:45 Mon 04th Jan 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 14:40 Mon 04th Jan 2021
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Just A Thought

Ten Thoughts to Ponder... Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If...
13:19 Sun 03rd Jan 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 15:17 Sun 03rd Jan 2021
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The Actress And Her Agent

The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day that she had been selling her body at a hundred pounds a night. The agent, who had long lusted for her, hadn't dreamed that she had been so easily...
17:04 Sat 02nd Jan 20211 answer, last by Ken4155 17:08 Sat 02nd Jan 2021
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On Stage

During a performance for the high school talent show at the local theatre, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until little Freddy, juggling...
10:33 Sat 02nd Jan 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 14:16 Sat 02nd Jan 2021
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New Year's Eve

On New Year's Eve, Ann stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life...
15:28 Fri 01st Jan 20213 answers, last by piggynose 15:46 Fri 01st Jan 2021
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The Wife

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately...
12:35 Fri 01st Jan 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 15:07 Fri 01st Jan 2021
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A Confession

Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I have been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face, but I am at...
17:06 Thu 31st Dec 20205 answers, last by Bazile 17:47 Thu 31st Dec 2020
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Picking A Winner

The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled hands. "Lady," he said, "I just don't understand. However did you manage to pick the winner?" The old lady patted her white locks...
19:52 Wed 30th Dec 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 14:19 Thu 31st Dec 2020
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Making A Will

A man went to his lawyer and said "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it." The lawyer says "No problem, leave it all to me". The man looks somewhat upset ... "Well I...
13:52 Wed 30th Dec 20202 answers, last by Canary42 20:49 Wed 30th Dec 2020
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The Hillbilly's

A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's every move, he asked, "What's that?" The doctor explained, "This is an...
19:54 Tue 29th Dec 2020
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Jericho

The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he doesn't know, but it definitely is not him. The...
17:38 Tue 29th Dec 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 17:51 Tue 29th Dec 2020
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Eating Right

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have...
09:56 Tue 29th Dec 20204 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:16 Thu 31st Dec 2020
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Life Insurance

Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the insurance policy with the clerk at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion, she asked. "Suppose I take the life insurance for my...
12:39 Sun 27th Dec 2020

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