Marriage Contract

[Rondy]

A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes.
'Darling, how I've missed you!'
The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, "Whoa there woman, our contract was until death, no longer."

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[Canary42]

It's revealing that the Church which derived the "'til death us do part" oath but promise life after death should make such a distinction ;-)