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School Report

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but...
17:20 Sun 07th Feb 2021
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It's The Way I Tell Em.

She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. 'I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? 'she asked. 'Are you married?' asked the lawyer. 'Yes, I am.' 'Then, 'he replied, 'You have sufficient...
13:32 Sun 07th Feb 202110 answers, last by Ropeller 14:06 Wed 24th Feb 2021
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Red Indian Chief

Every time an Indian walks into the chief's teepee he sees that the chief is masturbating. They finally realize this is a serious problem, so they fix him up with a nice woman, and she starts living...
18:16 Sat 06th Feb 2021
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Jury Duty

As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the jury-selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then...
08:41 Sat 06th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 17:32 Sat 06th Feb 2021
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Day Time Tv

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?" "Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night...
15:45 Fri 05th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 15:48 Fri 05th Feb 2021
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Supporters

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool...
10:20 Fri 05th Feb 20212 answers, last by Canary42 13:02 Fri 05th Feb 2021
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Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS: Justice has been served! There's been some scumbag named Callum, known as Cal, going round breaking in to people's houses , but the police can't catch him. The weirdest thing about it...
18:31 Thu 04th Feb 20212 answers, last by Jackdaw33 18:37 Thu 04th Feb 2021
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Kids Questions

Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy came into the house and asked: “Grandma, what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?” His grandma...
17:11 Thu 04th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 18:05 Thu 04th Feb 2021
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On Safari

A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens up her husband and they both set off to find the...
17:08 Thu 04th Feb 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 18:04 Thu 04th Feb 2021
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Answer Machine

Answer Machine: Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, double glazed windows, or a roofing, and their carpets are clean. They give to...
14:21 Wed 03rd Feb 20212 answers, last by david small 18:13 Wed 03rd Feb 2021
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Fireworks

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson," says the...
11:47 Wed 03rd Feb 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 11:50 Wed 03rd Feb 2021
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The Russian Wife

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The...
19:16 Tue 02nd Feb 20216 answers, last by Ellipsis 20:35 Tue 02nd Feb 2021
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Driving Abroad

A couple was relating their holiday experiences to a friend. "It sounds as if you had a great time in Portugal," the friend observed. "But didn't you tell me you were planning to drive around Spain?"...
12:35 Tue 02nd Feb 2021
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First Year At School

A group of first year children were having their first lesson. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind...
16:51 Mon 01st Feb 20213 answers, last by Patsy33 18:29 Mon 01st Feb 2021
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Canvas

I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?" Me:...
15:55 Sun 31st Jan 20214 answers, last by Hopkirk 00:11 Mon 01st Feb 2021
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Constipation

A college graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the lad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been...
09:56 Sun 31st Jan 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 11:47 Sun 31st Jan 2021
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Buying Horses

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father move from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny...
17:06 Sat 30th Jan 20212 answers, last by tonyav 01:08 Sun 31st Jan 2021
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Golfing

Two women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a four men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said i'll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of...
12:56 Sat 30th Jan 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 15:27 Sat 30th Jan 2021
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Asylum

Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another patient asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "Because God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room...
08:21 Sat 30th Jan 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 14:47 Sat 30th Jan 2021
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Red Indian Wife

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She called Four Horse". The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The Old Indian answered, "It old...
17:34 Wed 27th Jan 20211 answer, last by Chipchopper 20:19 Thu 28th Jan 2021

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